Most Romantic Poem Ever
A poetry competition asked for a two line rhyme
with the most romantic first line and
the least romantic second line.
This is the winning poem:
”My darling, my love, my beautiful wife.
Marrying you ruined my whole life.
I see your face when I’m dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything that you are not.
I love your smile, your face and your eyes.
Damn, I’m too good at telling lies…”