Here is our selection of Top Ten New Year Wishes 2016 to send your Funny Friends to give them a big laugh to start new year, with hope you will have a wonderful year with your best friends who make you laugh all the year. Our extensive collection of Funny New Year SMS 2016 will for sure give your close friends a cute smile. You can also share these Funny New Year Quotes 2016 to your online friends on facebook, twitter just whatsapp them. Hope you like these New Year funny messages just, add a funny picture with it and it would become a funny new year greeting card for New Year.
Funny New Year Quotes 2016 For Online Friends
As the clock strikes twelve, may you have the stamina to wish all of your in-numerous Facebook Friends a Happy New Year.
This New Year I’m on a look out for a bank that would give me a big loan and then forget me forever. Top Ten New Year Wishes 2016
This New Year may you come up with innovative excuses for your teacher or boss when you plan to bunk your class or office.
This New Year, may you make the attempt to trim and clean your Social Media accounts. Top Ten New Year Wishes 2016
I envy the mosquitoes since they can spend the midnight hour with you and kiss you as the clock strikes New Year.
This New Year, may you handle yourself with your brains, but comfort others with your heart.
After making careful judgment, a brand New Year contract has been drafted for you – make sure to take full responsibility before you leap in. Top Ten New Year Wishes 2016
Take care how you meet and greet with people this New Year since broken spirits have no available spare parts!
Funny New Year Wishes 2016 For Close Friends
I saved you from spending a fortune on a New Year’s party – I sent you an invitation for an online party!
This New Year, may you be Saved by many friends who Enter your life to Delete all your Errors. Top Ten New Year Wishes 2016
New Year Resolution: tolerate friends and family with extreme care even when they burn down your privacy!
May you find more time to help out the ignored and unattended people this New Year – and begin your charity at home – with your spouse.
This New Year may you come up with innovative passwords to puzzle people to fish out the real one! Top Ten New Year Wishes 2016
May you spend lesser time online this New Year and more with the real people who fill up your real world.
New Year gives you the option all over to again to view the glass in either perspective – half full or half empty.
As people remind you to make resolution about self assessment and correction, give the same time and dedication to your house too!
New Year SMS 2016 For Funny Friends
This New Year, remember to chuck all the old jokes and same stories to narrate at parties!
This New Year may you find innumerable ways to make health food as tasty as the junk! Top Ten New Year Wishes 2016
Wish New Year was every man’s birthday when people can wipe out all the unwanted and start afresh.
May this New Year be so prosperous that you always extend your hand to greet friends and never to ask for aid.
May your New Year show you the shapeliest reflection in the mirror – so jog to the gym every day! Top Ten New Year Wishes 2016
If you are planning to turn a new leaf over this New Year, make sure the leaf is free of bugs.
May the New Year give you a clean chit to keep you far away from misers and doctors.
This New Year, be at peace with your appearance, you are perfectly in shape – round is a shape in geometry!
New Year Jokes 2016 For Naughty Friends
Deck up for the New Year in a brand new avatar so that you become neighbors’ envy and owner’s pride.
This New Year hope you are not tempted to pile up on health food cook books and then end up heating frozen food at meal times. Top Ten New Year Wishes 2016
Hope you are blessed with intelligence to differentiate between ending of one year and the beginning of the next.
May the New Year be like a trip inside Santa’s gift bag that is well stocked with all that you have been eyeing since Black Friday sale.
I pledge that I shall not spend my New Year’s Day glues to my computers in my pajamas – I plan to dress up for my computer! Top Ten New Year Wishes 2016
This New Year may you have newer ideas to accommodate more time for your naps and beauty sleep even on weekdays.
If nothing changes this New Year to your liking, just change your habit of complaining!
May this New Year bring actual change in you – not recurrence of old habits in a new package.
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