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love you too

A criminal enter into bed room,

tied up husband & wife,

kissed wife’s ear & went to bathroom.

Husband told wife, “satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong I LOVE U”

Wife said “He didnt kiss me,

He whispered in my ear that he’s GAY,

needs vaseline & I told him its in the bathroom.

So b strong, I LOVE U 2.

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  1. hua ha ha ha,creative

  2. this is the most hilarious thing i have ever heard in the joke circles.

  3. you rocks dude

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