Drunk asked the other: What a beautiful night, look at the moon.
Other drunk: U are wrong, thats not the moon, that’s the sun.
Both started arguing for a while when they saw another drunk walking;
they stopped him,
Sir,pls help settle our argument?
Tell us what is that up in the sky that’s shining. Is it the moon or the sun?”
3rd man looked at the sky and said, Sorry, I dont live around here.