Mom wakes up her son: Its time to go to school.
Son: Mama I don’t wanna go.
Mom: Give me 2 reasons for this.
1.All Children Hate Me
2.All Teachers Hate Me
Mom: That’s No Reason,You Have To go.
Son: You Give Me 2 Reasons, Why I Should Go?
1.U R 35 Yrs Old
2.U R Principal Of the School :-) :p