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Tujhey sub pata hai

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai? Father:tujhey sub pata hai! Child: nahin pata promise! Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

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  1. this is absolutely good

  2. hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

  3. gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

  4. Bachai Man Ky Sachai

  5. nice and old joke

  6. BADE MIYA TOH BADE MIYA CHOTE MIYA SUBHAN ALLAH

  7. yes nice but old jok

    burry ko doondany nikla to burra mela na kohi
    kud ko jaank kay deka to muj sy burra na kohi

    so apna keyal rakan or aj kal ke seyasat may apny ap
    ko zakmi mat karna “ham say mansoob hay kahi zendaganeyan”

  8. Bachay Gair Siasii Hotay Hain. Good

  9. JOK AF THE MONTH

    Bush To Sardar:
    “yar yahan Her bat per kamena kamena kehtay hain
    What is Man By this

    Sardar:

    Kamena ka Matlab hay Watan say Mohhabat Karnay wala

    Bus nay India mai SPeech ky agaz kuch is tarha kiya “O India kay Kamenoo mai bhi ek kamena hon mager Gandhi Ge sub say bary kameeny tay..

  10. SOrry for all this not fair

  11. Bache ko sab pata hai…….ha ha ha

  12. Our new generation is too much fast and forward……………………………………………………Yeh to Smoking ki eik advertisement ki tarha ho gaya jis mein cigrate smoke karnay kay bad hero sheer ko mar deta hay…………….magar add kay onair honay kay kuch time kay bad jab us ka remake banaya jata hay to sheer(tiger) hero ka haal kharab kar deta hay aur back ground say aawaz aati ha ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BHAI TIGER PEHLAY HI CIGRATE KAY DO PACKET SMOKE KAR KAY BETHA HAy……………

  13. Rema : molana fazal-e- rehman se
    Mulajee : shekh rasheed mujai chairhta hai our musharaf gorta hai our zardaree tank karta hai
    mulajee: rema sai : haat utha kar islam kee aghoosh mai ajaoo………..na .

  14. plz add this msg plz do the needful

  15. 2009 main computerize bachai han……..ha ha

  16. It’s Veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery Funny

  17. Aaj-Kal Ke Bachche……

  18. that is good having a firends all over, can i know more about you guys & ladys.lov!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!o you so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!o much.

  19. alAll of u are ghair siyasi but u all know all

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