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Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

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  1. it’s quite funny lateefa, but not a new one lateefa,
    if any one needs new jokes, can contact me at this id,

  2. i died laughing laughing

  3. accha hai

  4. Old, but still good, it reminds earlier days…

  5. BAHUT ACHCHHA LAGA

  6. Its true..

    We all love Sardar jokes. But do you know that Sikhs are one of the most hard working prosperous and diversified communities in the world.
    During last vacation, my few friends went to Delhi . They rented a taxi for local sight-seeing. The driver was an old Sardar and boys being boys, these pals began cracking Sardarji jokes, just to tease the old man..
    But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed.
    At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid the cab hire-charges. The Sardar returned the change, but he gave each one of them one rupee extra and said,
    ”Son, since morning you have been telling Sardarji jokes. I listened to them all and let me tell you, some of them were in bad taste. Still, I don’t mind coz I know that you are young blood and are yet to see the world. But I have one request. I am giving you one rupee each. Give it to the first Sardar beggar that you come across in this or any other city.’
    My friend continued,* ‘ That one rupee coin is still with me. I couldn’t find a single Sardar begging anywhere.’
    MORAL :
    The secret behind their universal success, is their willingness to do any job with utmost dedication and pride. A Sardar will drive a truck or set up a roadside garage or a dhaba, put a fruit juice stall, take up small time carpentry,.. ……… . but he will never beg on the streets.

  7. KANG KSA KAHENA BILKUL SACH HAI. KINTU SARDARJI PAR JOKE KAISE OR KYU BANATE HAI WOH DHUNDH NIKALNA CHAHIYE. KISNE SABSE PAHLE SARDARJI PAR JOKE BANAYA?

  8. Absolutely true

  9. hi popat
    it is funny who starts making jokes on sardar
    it is we pepole
    if we dont
    no body can do this
    however if it is in our mind ??????? what we can do

  10. kang is 100 percnt true…..

  11. Excellent pape ji

  12. Average Joke

  13. it is not average. try to make one like this

  14. Arey, koi joke ke baare me bhi bolega? Afterall, the joke is a good one, fits on anybody – be it sardarji or panditji. Don’t mind, plz

  15. bahut achchha laga. isi liye to likha ki koi bhi aisa dimag ladayega to sab prassan rahenge.

  16. sad sad sad sad

  17. Sadar belongs to Mansehra’s GUJAR caste lolzzzzzzz Kamal hay

  18. good one-well some jokes can be made on sardars but shd not b taken in a bad sense-do u know sardars actually tell the best jokes and r jolly laughing at their jokes-my pal a sardar picked up my one year old son who promptly started crying-said the sardar-oye ro naa-assi wi ik kasam de insaan hone aan.

  19. I m laughting at examiner

    Sardar is tru in his sense

  20. HE IS 100% RIGHT BEING A BUSSINESSMAN AND A TRUE INDIAN I ADMIRE THIS COMUNITY

  21. Kang sahab you have really sardarji blood.anyway
    joke was really good.

  22. This joke is a good one. I don't know why people started put Sardarji name in many jokes????As if we other people are far higher, smarters. But in this jokes what the old Sardarji deal to the young peoples shows that they are not only sincer and hard working but also having rich intillectual brain.

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