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I will buy banana, u keep the peel

Customer : How much is that banana for?

Salesperson : Rs.10

Customer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?

Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!

Customer : Okay I will buy the banana for Rs.4 , but you can keep the peel!


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  1. wow its so funny

  2. How thoughtfull!!! Ha…HA….HA….

  3. old one, plz bring some thing new. reed it many time here. dont u fell shame to send the same one

  4. really…….gud 1 yaar!!!

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