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how old are you

Rat: How old are you?

Elephant: 15 years.

Rat: But you look big.

Elephant: I am complan boy.

Elephant: How old are you?

Rat: 30 years.

Elephant: But you look small.

Rat: I use Ponds Age Miracle

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  1. U only think of rat and elephat, why dont u think of man and woman.
    Man asks women how old r u
    woman says i m16
    man says but u look very old.
    woman: bcz i hve several bossses
    Now woman asks how old r u
    Man:I m 60
    W: but u look very young
    Man bcz i m not married and still single

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