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Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Kid:
Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Aunty chini daitay howa,
“acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?”

Kid:Agar woh kamini na de,
to Pinki aunty se lay aana.

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  1. BAHUT PURANA HAIN LAKIN MAZA AA GAYA. LOGO KO PURANE LATIFE BHI YAAD HAIN.

  2. sadhu: (to lady): baba ko bhukh lagi hai, agar tumhari g**** naa phate to do rotian de do.

    the lady shouts at the sadhu with anger, gives him a hard slap and shuts the door.

    then sadhu goes to next house.

    sadhu (to the lady) bibi sadhu ko bhukh lagi hai, kirpa karke do rotia de do. the lady gives two rotian to the sadhu.

    sadhu to the lady(after receiving the rotian) See the lady in your neighbourhood is very kamini. I asked her for two rotian and she misbehaved with me. now you tell me tumne mujhe do rotian de dee to tumari kaun c g*** phut gayee hai.

  3. sadhu: (to lady): baba ko bhukh lagi hai, agar tumhari g**** naa phate to do rotian de do.

    the lady shouts at the sadhu with anger, gives him a hard slap and shuts the door.

    then sadhu goes to next house.

    sadhu (to the lady) bibi sadhu ko bhukh lagi hai, kirpa karke do rotia de do. the lady gives two rotian to the sadhu.

    sadhu to the lady(after receiving the rotian) See the lady in your neighbourhood is very kamini. I asked her for two rotian and she misbehaved with me. now you tell me tumne mujhe do rotian de dee to tumari kaun c g*** phut gayee hai.

  4. Nice……… Wo kameene na dai to.. HAHAHHAHA

  5. Woh kamini dena nahi chati hai………

  6. bachay man kay sachay

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