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A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?

A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?
moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah!

girl: can i kiss a boy?
moulvi: laahulawala quwata………

girl: can i kiss u?
moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah

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  1. dont make fun of molvis

  2. MOLVI OR PANDIT OR FATHER DONT MAKE JOKES FOR RELIGIOUS PPL HMMMMMM

    THANKS

  3. dont makes jokes on religious ok
    it may creat misunderstanding

  4. molvi ya pandit se religion nahi banta. Deen se moulvi hai Moulvi se Deen nahi hai.

  5. who ever has created this pls stay away from religious matters

  6. ARshad I agree with you

  7. The one who has written is a big chutia

  8. The one who has written he will get (faida)soon

  9. we not suppose to play religon in the jokes thanks

  10. molvi ya pandit se religion nahi banta. Deen se moulvi hai Moulvi se Deen nahi hai.

  11. stupid molvi , pandit ya father representative hai religion ka

  12. Don’t Use Ever that kinds of words in bad thing when you don’t know that’s meaning……………………………………….
    Exp………
    Bismillah [ Start (some work) for the name of Allah ]
    Astaghfirullah [ Allah forgive my mistakes ]
    Laahula Wala Quwata Illabillahil Aliul Azeem ………….
    [ All takeoff my the evilness of evil ]

    Please Don’t forget this information’s ever.

  13. molvi ya pandit se religion nahi banta. Deen se moulvi hai Moulvi se Deen nahi hai.

    bewaqooof vishnu aur tahir,,

    who has a religious knowledge more than normal followers.. .,. woh molvi hotey hain..

    u said k Molvi Allah ka naam lekar larki ki offer ko accept karraha hai..

    wat da fuk is dat…….

    sms mazaaq hona chahiye ,, just for fun only

  14. no more jokes on religion.

  15. molvi aor pandit pe joke aap logo ko bura kyun lag raha hai. apne aap se pucho kya molvi aour pandit haqeeaqat mein aisa nahi karte.main sirf itna kahna chahta hu k agar koi molvi koi galat kaam karta hai to ye uska apna bura amal hai isse deen ka koi lena dena nahi hai. aise molviyon ko ham deen ka representative nahi mante jo crupt ho.

  16. WHATS WRONG WITH PEOPLE THESE DAYS ARE THE JOKES ALL OVER FINISHED JO ITNE GHATIYA JOKE KA SAHARA LENA PAD RAHA HAI?

  17. tahir make loude joke ka matlab samaj ta haikya benchot itne aadmi log bolraha hai phir bi argument karta next time kuch arguement kiya ya ganda sms kisis religion ke bare lika sala teri maki aur ulta sisda bolna padega ok

    sala duniya alaready itna problem me hai tum jaise salon ki vajaisa aur problem badta hai sudar ja benchot arguement na kar

    jai hind.

  18. All momedians are big religiouse people.

    dharm ke naam pe sale kuchh bhi karenge, bina jane ki kuran kya kehta he aur jehad ka matlab kya he.

    even mashab ke naam pe wo pakistani haramzado ki bhi madar kartehe appne musalman bhai jo real me indian nahi sale sab kafir he gaddar he.

  19. we all are indian muslims.

    jante ho aaj bhi pakistan me jo muslman bharat se gaye unhe wo buri tarah se treat kartehe, unko mujahir ya ese naamo se bulate he.

    we all muslims sud not help outsiders.

    jay hind

  20. Abbe chutiya dil kar raha ke tujhe duniya ki sari gali du. Ab bhi waqat hai sudhar ja wara na bhohat mushqil hojayegi.

    No more jokes on religion.

    Understand.

  21. abe o machhar ke aulad aur gidar ke punchh kotte ka dum kab sudhro ge
    agar aur phir kisine molvi ya molane ke bare men aisi koi mazak likhne ki koshish ki to sochlena .

    No more jokes on religion
    Understand

  22. Aur hamare iman wale bhai tum kab sudhro ge ab to sudhar jao warna kahin ke na rahoge abhi bhi waqt hai toba karlo aur din ko samjho Duniyan ki phikar ko chodo akhrat ki phikar karo dunya to hamen chor kar jana hai .Agar hum isi trah apne hi kom ke logon ko mazak banate rahenge to allah hamara kya hal karega
    allah se daro koi kam dene wala nahin hai .

    Aur Tahir tu to iman wala hai tujhe kya hogaya kya tumne sara kuch dho kar nale me dal diya .

    Ye sabak hai Zindagi ka

    Kabhi bhi kisi kom ka mazak na urana

    No more jokes on religion
    Understand

  23. U all guys stop fighting with each other………….
    & u Mr. dont u dare to joke on religions…………

  24. Hay Rhan
    What u saying”

  25. PHIR THO SAAREY JOKES BANDH KAR DE, THUM LOK SARDAAROM KE UPER KITHNEY JOKE MAARTHE HEIN BHAI LOK ?

  26. Are bewakoof mazak ke liye maulvi ya deen ko beech me mat lao

  27. MR.Wajihullah i agree with u,

    u can make joke for molvee, but dont use such kinds of grad religeous words.

  28. The biggest religion in the whole world is humanity, love.No other religion can be bigger than this.Those who believe and follow both of these is the true follower of god.
    There is nothing bad in the joke, bad is the thinking which requires to be purified.
    Samajhne mein time lagega per fact yahi hai……

  29. Mr.Ravi,
    Islam is the true reglion of the all univors,
    we are talking about only molvee. not religion.

    Islam sub say ziyada humanity ki taleem deta hi.
    islam may to insan kay ilawa animal say bhi humdardy ka khaha gaya he. is waqt to may aap ko ziyada nahi bata sakta is mail may sirf aap muslim ko na dekhe sirf islam ko dekhe wo kia kheta he. Allah hum kis ki ibadad ya puja karte he, wo sirf muslim ki baat nahi karta wo puri dunya kay logo ko bolta kay sirf mari puja karo, mery sath kisi ko shamil na karo , sub ko may nay banaya insan , janwar hur cheaz jo duniya may hi usi ki banayi hoi hi. jo log us ki puja may dosri chizo ko lay , jese kisi ko us beta ya bewee bana diya janwaro ki puja shoro kardi , us nay logo ko samjany ko dunia may apne nabi bheje ko right path per aajwo.
    sirf insan ko bachney ko. JUB TUK SAANS TUB TUK AAS HEY , marnay kay baad kuch nahi milega. ABHI WAQT HEY SOCHO. BHIR KA KHENA DEYER HO GAYI.

  30. majhab admi ne banaya uper wale ne nahi
    pahle har koi insan hai bad me dharam
    if any muslim & hindu rod per gir kar chotil ho to kya ye soch ke nahi utha oge ki ye muslim ya hindu dharam bad me insaniyat pahle

    under stand all stupid

  31. Please stop fighting guys…aap mat jhagdo hame achha nai lagta

  32. Very good line’s Ali …….

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