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A BOY to his GIRL FRIEND

On a DATE: A BOY to his GIRL FRIEND : Tumhari KHUBSURTI ka Kya RAAZ hay…?
GIRL : LUX…!
BOY : Ittefaq hay, Meri KAMZOri ka bhi yehi raz hay.

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  1. samazh nahi aya….

  2. i think he is talking about lux underwear and she is talking about lux soap

  3. priya kamzoori ka matlab yeah hey ( he do masturbate with lux soap )

  4. Nice one really enjoyed it

  5. An American, a Russian and pakistani are bragging about the sharpness of their swords and how skillful they are in utilizing the sword. To demonstrate, American pulls his hair, throws it into the air, pulls out his sword and swings it across. To everybody’s wonder the hair gets cut horizontally into two pieces.
    Russian poohing American, pulls out his hair, throws it into the air, pulls out his sword and swings it across. To everybody’s wonder the hair gets cut vertically into two pieces
    . Now its pakistani’s turn. He pulls out his sword. One mosquito passes by and pakistani simply swings his sword around the mosquito.
    The Mosquito plunges a little bit and again maintaining his course, flies away. American and Russian can’t stop laughing loudly.
    Turning to the duo, Santa calmly says, “Keep quiet you fools. That Mosquito won’t be able to father anyone for the rest of its life !!!”

  6. nice one riyaz

  7. Nice 1.gr8 sms

  8. really cnt gt it………dnt undrstnd

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