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In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it ‘Christmas’ and went to church; the Jews called it ‘Hanukka’ and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say ‘Merry Christmas!’ or ‘Happy Hanukka!’ or (to the atheists) ‘Look out for the wall!’
Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.
I hope you have a wonderful Christmas. Have a great new year! Hopefully Santa will be extra good to you. Enjoy your holidays! Christmas SMS 2015
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white man would be coming into my neighborhood after dark.
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
There’s nothing sadder in this world than 2 awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer… Who’d have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?
Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We’ll keep our Christmas merry still.
A Christmas shopper’s complaint is one of long-standing
Even before Christmas has said Hello, its saying ”Buy Buy.” Christmas SMS 2015
Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me? Happy Christmas.
Open your presents at Christmastime but be thankful year round for the gifts you receive.
From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.
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I want to wish us all a merry Christmas. I have a special glass of care, a plate of love, a spoon of peace, a fork of trust and a bowl of prayer.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it.
Have a very merry Christmas!!! Hope Santa was good to you have a awesome day and hope you got great presents hugs and kisses. Christmas SMS 2015
The big man is coming and already I’m shedding a tear. I’m just too santamental!
Let me see if I’ve got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn’t laundering illegal drug money?
Greetings Cutie, You really do run me wild, I dreamt about you last night. I wisdom my dreams can come true. I wish New Years makes that an in real life. Merry Christmas need Happy New Years
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Merry Kissmas with lots of hugs.
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas
Christmas is the season of peace and goodwill till you go shopping and get the bill.
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. Christmas SMS 2015
Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don’t annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
Be on the lookout for jolly, old, fat, white-bearded men bearing gifts.
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven.
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.
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He knows if you’ve been good or bad. Hope you have a Merry Christmas anyway
Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Before the sun sets, before the memories fade, before the networks get jammed and before I get drunk and not find my phone, I am wishing you a very happy Christmas and prosperous New Year and hot nookie smile, Christmas SMS 2015
Every year you’re bound to hear some youngster say “I wish that Christmas would last all year.” What they don’t know is that it does. Wait ’til they grow up and have to pay off the credit cards.
No wonder Father Christmas is so jolly, because he knows where all the bad girls live!
This year celebrate a traditional (British, American etc) Christmas… with the tree from Norway, the ornaments from China, the lights from Japan, and the idea from Bethlehem.
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.
Christmas is a race to see which gives out first… your money or your feet.
Have a Berry Merry Christmas under the mistletoe.