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Sardar in Park Sardar park me betha tha. Friend: Kya kr raha hy? Sardar: Badla le Raha hoon! Friend: Kese? Sardar: Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab ma waqt barbad kr raha hoon.
Sardar was laughing in class room a girl came to him and said stand up! who are you? Sardar: who are you? Girl: I am monitor. Sardar: Then I am C.P.U
Twin babies born in a SARDAR’s House. SARDAR G could not sleep whole night continuously thinking? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Who is the father of second!
TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI , PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho . . . . . . SARDAR: ISHAQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY ….
In an African Safari, a LION suddenly bounced on Sardar’s wife. Wife- Shoot him! Shoot him! Sardar- Yes yes wait… I’m changing the battery of my camera.
A Sardar was painting his home. On first floor he painted white color and on the ground floor wall he wrote. . . . ”Same as above”
Interviewer: Imagine that you are in a room with all the doors & windows shut and the room caught fire. How would you escape? Sardar: O very simple, I’ll stop imagining ;)
English Man: My Grandfather died at the age of 96 Years. But he never used glasses. Sardar: I know… Some People Drink water Directly from tooti….;)
Sardar had a crow, that was very soft. Sardar named him Microsoft. (My crow soft) :-)