Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL? A. “OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.
Category: Santa Banta SMS
Santa Banta find a bomb Santa and Banta find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the police station. “What if one of them explodes before we get there?” asks Banta. “Don,t worry about it,” says Santa. “We,ll just lie and tell them we only found two.”
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? banta: A teacher
Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? santa: Brotherly love.
Teacher: Why are you late? santa: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign? santa: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”
Santa in mysore palace, Tourist guide sir PLz don sit there, It”s Tippu sultan”s chair. santa – oye don”t worry yaar I will get up when he comes.
santa comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying “Parking Fine” He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole “Thanks 4 d complement.
After returning back from a foreign trip, santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: “Le Karle Number Note”
Dr: Agar Inhay Aap 1 Ghanta Pehlay Le Atay To Jaan Bach Jati . . . . . . . Santa: Saalay Abhi 15 Minute Pehlay To Accident Hua Hai