8 year son: Dad what’s sex? Dad gets tensed but explained everything. Kid: But dad how do I write all that in this small box of admision form ?
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A depressed boy asked an old man: Is there anything worst than losing a girlfriend? He replied: Yes, Losing your confidence of getting another one.
* Goldew Words * By The Great Philospher “NARGIS” “Rape is Not a Crime” Its just a “Surprise Sex” ;-)
Father: When did you start loving my daughter? Boy: Hmmm Its about 4 months. Father: How can I believe you? Boy: Just wait 5 months more!
Jub lagi ball mere tatton pe to khula ye raaz, jub lagi ball mere tatton pe to khula ye raaz, meri jaan wo nahi mere tattay hen yaar.
Virginity is Neither a Dignity, Nor a Security, Nor Even a Sign of Purity, Its just a….. Lack of 0pportunity…” William SexFear” :-P
Woman in bed with husband’s best friend. phone rings, Woman: Yes?.. Ok,.. fine,..bye. Turns to her Lover and laughs; My hsbnd saying he is playing golf with you.
A criminal enter into bed room, tied up husband & wife, kissed wife’s ear & went to bathroom. Husband told wife, “satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong I LOVE U” Wife said “He didnt kiss me, He whispered in my ear that he’s GAY, needs vaseline & I told him its in […]
Son kills butterfly, Dad says no butter for 2 weeks. Son kills honeybee, Dad says no honey for 2 weeks. Mom kills cockroach, Son says, Dad will you tell her or should I??
A 5 year old boy, while taking bath and examining his testicles Asks: ‘Mum, are these my brains?’ ‘Not yet’, she replied.