Buy a scooty, pick a beauty, drink a frooty, take her to ooty, remove her nighty, do ur duty, after 9 month get a cuty.
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An Idea Can Change Your Life But, A Woman can change your IDEA.. So, Always change Women to change IDEAS WHAT AN IDEA. SIR Gee.
Tragedy of man’s life Nice men are ugly, good looking men are not nice, good lookin nice men are married, good lookin nice unmarried men are gay.=P
One Boy To Another, What Did You Do On Mother’s Day? 2nd Boy, I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother
Do U know the full-form of COLLEGE C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally That’s why boys go to college regularly
In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent, whereas a woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36
What is invisible and smells like Carrots? Don’t know? Rabbit Fart. .:-p
Similarities of BRA & BAR. 1)Both have same alphabets. 2)Both are drinking zone. 3)Both have restricted time of opening & closing. 4)when both are opened men go crazy.
Latest way to propose a girl. Boy: excuse me…! Girl: Yes…! Boy: mere hone wale bachon ki taraf se apko HAPPY MOTHERS DAY………..
Son – I want a baby brother . Mom – your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it. Son – why don’t you give him a surprise?