Why Smart People Always Say. They are Busy ? ? ? Think ? ? ? (‘,’) I Will Tell U Later Right Now I’m Busy.. :-P
Category: Naughty SMS
Huge collection of Extremely naughty SMS, naughty SMS Text, Naughty Text Messages, Naughty Funny SMS, Misleading Naughty SMS
Sir: Batao Bacho jo Galat kam krty hain wo kahan jaty han? larki shrmaty huy boli: Sir wo Gulshan prk National prk Bag-E-jinah fotrus, Race Course jaty hain. :-)
The only similarity between Girl and SMS . . . . . . . Jab tak UPER se NEECHE tak pura DEKH na lo CHAIN hi nahi Aata :-)
Teacher: what is a blue film? Student: It is a family movie, which the whole family watches, but alone at different times;-
NEWS: PEPSI has withdrawn sponsorship of Pakistani Cricket Team New sponsor is “Always Ultra” Bcoz Pakistan team is going through its worst PERIODS!
Father went to school for getting report of his son. Father: Madam when will you give me report? Teacher: After the Periods.
Good Things Abou Married Girls They give like hell. They do not yell. They do not tell. They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!
Management Lesson You spent 100% income on your wife and get 10% satisfaction. on the other hand You spent 10% income on your girlfriend and get 100% satisfaction. your money, your decision.
~¤~ Tum Bin Hum ALHAMDULILLAH Baray Mazay Main Hain… PLz mind zuroor karna
Girl: If you get a chance, will you marry me.? Boy: If I get chance, why would I marry.