Some times when I Cry, No one see my tears. When I am worried, No one see my pain. Whne I am happy, No one see my smile. But When a girl come close to me, Then every Dog see that.
Category: Naughty SMS
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Miss says to a nursery students: Count from 1 to 10. I will give you a kiss. Little kid replied: I will count from 1 to 1000, will you sleep with me..?
A boy going in car, suddenly he saw a girl laying in middle of the road he came out and . . . to be continue . . . to read full story load balance in my mobile of Rs. 50
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don’t misunderstand. CUTE means: C:reating U:seless T:roubles E:verywhere..
It’s the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
My eyes detected My heart reacted Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected. . . . . . . Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.
Teacher: Make a sentence using word “HAND” Student: My penis in your hand. Teacher slapped him. Student: Sorry, I just forget to give space after “PEN”.
A dancer in night club bends. An American puts $100 into her penty. A british puts $200 into her penty. A sardar takes his ATM card swipes between her ass and takes $300. Moral: SINGH IS KING
Asi wi smart Tusi wi smart Sada wi rang saf Tuwada wi rang saf Bus thora jia fark he Asi Dil ton saf Tusi Dimag ton saf
Maths and women are the two most complicated things in the world…. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . But maths at least has logic! :-)