Boy:Why did Gandhi ji have no hair on his head? Teacher:Its sign of Intelligence. Boy:Ohh! Now I understand Y girls have so Long Hair!
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Why Love Marriage is better than Arrange Marriage?? Because .. .. .. .. .. A known devil is better than An unknown ghost:
Our taste MATURES as we grow up. Little boys like balls and Little girls like dolls. Once they grown. Boys play with dolls. and Girls play with balls.
CONDOM says to ALWAYS: Every month you stop my business for one week. ALWAYS says: Aah! If you make one mistake, I loose my business for 9 months.
Achieving your target on job is just like being pregnant. Everyone congratulate you on the outcome. But no one knows how many times you got F_CK_D..!
Define R.A.P.E..?? Technically, It is an operation without cooperation there is deletion of dress division of legs, for insertion of injection into a depression for the erection without proper permission for the multiplication of the future generation. Do you have any better definition.?
Women have 4 types of sex. One is asthmatic “ah aah ah aah”, 2nd obedient “yes..oh yes!”, 3rd greedy “more..more..plz”, 4th religious “oh god..oh..my god”.
FI MT FIT MUF Y FITA FITAY MU!! Hogai Tasa££i? Bohat ShoQ Hai SMS ParhNe Ka..!
Woman traveling in a Buss A man from back touch her. Woman turned & said: Dekhain aap sahi nahi kar rahay. Man answered Itne rush main is se ziada sahi ho naheen sakta..
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