Boy: I like the soft thing behind your braiz. Girl: what? Boy: your heart. Girl: I love the big thing between your two legs. Boy: what? Girl: your bike..;-)
Category: Naughty SMS
Huge collection of Extremely naughty SMS, naughty SMS Text, Naughty Text Messages, Naughty Funny SMS, Misleading Naughty SMS
‘Its really hard to wait for the right person in our life. Especially when the wrong ones are so cute :-)
Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat Two boys love one girl = PROBLEM! One boy love two girls = TALENT! Two girls love one boy = Qismat!
A man was lost alone on an island. One day he decide to build a wooden boat. Suddenly a girl comes and man used the wood for making bed. Moral: A girl can change your aim! ;p
Dr: Mrs. Parveen, good news for you. Girl : What do you mean by Mrs. Parveen ? I am Miss. Parveen Dr: Oh . !! sorry Miss. Parveen, Bad news for you. . !!
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY” To You Shocked ? Actually Aaj Ke Din James Hawk Ne ‘LOTA’ Banaya Tha To Maine Socha Har ‘LOTAY’ Ko Wish Kar Doon…!
Dil Chahta Hy K Is Dunya Main Jo Sb Se khubsurt Hai Usay Jan Se Mar Doon Pr Kya Krun Khud Kushi Krna B To hram ha.. :)
Ak din chand ne mujh se kaha k tere sub dost bagerat hn kaminey hn chawal hn bekar hn lanti hn Zalel hn Mein ne chand ko ghora or guse se kaha “Mujhe pata hai”
Bacha shopkeeper se: Suji hai ??? Shopkeeper: Han hai !!! Bacha: To marwayi kyun thi…???
YOU! I TRUSTED YOU SO MUCH & YOUR BIG MOUTH IS NEVER SHUT! WHY DID YOU TELL OTHERS MY SECRET? YOU REALLY DISAPPOINTED ME! PLEASE STOP TELLING EVERYBODY THAT I M SO CUTE