Some randome facts. 1. An elephant shits half its weight in two days. 2. A man’s penis is 3 times the length of his thumb. 3. 2 multiplied by 2 equals 4. 4. the final fact: A woman would have finished reading these facts by now, but a man would still be checking the size […]
Category: Misleading SMS
Friends I am collecting Gandhi’s photos. Please give your contribution to my collection. A small condition is, It must be on 100, 500 or 1000 rupees note only.
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina Boy2: Oh! I know her Boy1: How? Boy2: We were caught sleeping together. Boy1: What the hell! Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class :-)
A man with 8 children traveling by train. A lady asked: are they your children. Man: No Madam! Actually I am the owner of a condom company and they are the complaints of my customers.
Pappu: Dad how was I born? Dad: well son, your Mom & I got to gether at ‘YAHOO’ we set us a date via E-Mail, & Met in a cyber cafe, Your Mom agreed to dowload data from my PEN DRIVE, JUST when I was about to “Transfer” we realised that none of us have […]
I never forget my sincere friends when i see some faults in them i keep patient & just realize that . . . . “ab har koi meri terha perfect tou nahi ho sakta na” ;)
What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up? ? ? ? ? A:1000- rupee currency note.! Always think positive
Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam, Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam, Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham, Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam :p
6 Inch ka hai. . Size normal he . . Mazboot he . . Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he . . 2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain . . Lena he to bolo? Full Time Masti Non stop Fun Mera… . LG KG 195
Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi raho gay tumhari aanay wali sari naslain kuttay ki maut marengi tum khud bhi kuttay ki maut marogay! . . . . Billi ne ye kuttay se kaha or chali gayi