Put your hand on my hand & hold my back with your other hand touch your lip with my lips & taste how hot I am do this everyday don’t b confuse I am you tea cup.
Category: Misleading SMS
Son kills butterfly, Dad says no butter for 2 weeks. Son kills honeybee, Dad says no honey for 2 weeks. Mom kills cockroach, Son says, Dad will you tell her or should I??
4-4 saal kay baccha bacchi ek tub mein naha rahey thay girl ask: “Kya main teri nono pakar loon”. Boy replies: “pagal apni to tordi ab meri bhe toro gi kya?”
On a ship Captain Blackmails a girl “If u dont sleep wd me I’ll sink d ship” Later,She sms hr husbnd “U mst b proud of me, I saved 600 pasngrs 9 times in 2 days!
What’s an average 6 inch long.?. . . . inside a boy’s pants and girl love to blow it up? . . . . . . . . . . A 1000 rupee currency note! Always think positive.
AOA. You are invited on My Marrige Ceremony, Venue is Akbar-e-azam Banquet Hall, Lahore on 29th Feb 2009 5 pm. Plz join me Thanks
A gorgeous girl to her professor: Sir I will do anything to pass the exam Prof: Anything? Girl: yes prof: then go n study moral: All prof r not tharki
Some randome facts. 1. An elephant shits half its weight in two days. 2. A man’s penis is 3 times the length of his thumb. 3. 2 multiplied by 2 equals 4. 4. the final fact: A woman would have finished reading these facts by now, but a man would still be checking the size […]
Friends I am collecting Gandhi’s photos. Please give your contribution to my collection. A small condition is, It must be on 100, 500 or 1000 rupees note only.
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina Boy2: Oh! I know her Boy1: How? Boy2: We were caught sleeping together. Boy1: What the hell! Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class :-)