Girl: What do you like in me? Boy: That 2 white balls having black dots in it. Girt: Rascal you are with me for that? Boy: Yes I like your eyes…..!
Category: Misleading SMS
Women are basically greedy. They want all things from one man. Men are so simple. They want only one thing from all women.
MBBS Final Exam:- Question: Fill in the blanks. If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_ Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE
One American in Rome, Drinking beer at street cafe when a pretty girl sat beside him. American: Hello, do you understand English? Girl: only little. American: How much? Girl: Fifty dollars.
Kareena has small! Rakhi has big! Rani maukheerji has 1 big and 1 small Aishwarya rai has too small What’s that? ??? The letter ‘R’ But i like the way you think!!
A Beautiful Lady to Peer sahab: “Peer sahab, Ajj kal mere shohar raat bhar ghar se bahir rehte hain..” Peer sahab: Bibi… Yeh problem hay Ya INVITATION ?
Catch her by her waist Bring her home Keep ur hand on her neck Put your lips on her lips & have a Nice Drink “COCA COLA” Buurrrrrrrrrr…..
I love you. i realy love You. i really love u more then anything. . . yahi kahna chahta tha Majno apni Laila sy us bechary ko English e nai ati thi :p
Put your hand on my hand & hold my back with your other hand touch your lip with my lips & taste how hot I am do this everyday don’t b confuse I am you tea cup.
Son kills butterfly, Dad says no butter for 2 weeks. Son kills honeybee, Dad says no honey for 2 weeks. Mom kills cockroach, Son says, Dad will you tell her or should I??