You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don’t misunderstand. CUTE means: C:reating U:seless T:roubles E:verywhere..
Category: Misleading SMS
It’s the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
My eyes detected My heart reacted Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected. . . . . . . Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.
Teacher: Make a sentence using word “HAND” Student: My penis in your hand. Teacher slapped him. Student: Sorry, I just forget to give space after “PEN”.
A girl to doctor: when I smoke cigarette, I feel very uncomfortable, On first puff, I put off my shoes. On second, my socks. On third, my shirt. Doctor: take this cigarette and tell me in detail.
True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All your relatives were standing behind u!
Ek larki dusri se: Yar shuru shuru main To Bara Maza Aa Raha Tha Lekin,… @ Doosri: lekin Kia? Batao na 1st: lekin Jab Bad Me Zor Zor Ke Jhatke Lagne Lage, Meri To Kamar Hi Toot Gai, £ Me to Kasam Khati Hon k Aainda £ ? @ ChingChi (Riksha) Me Kabhi Safar Nahi […]
Fill in the blanks 1.BOO_S 2. _ _NDOM 3.F_ _ K 4.P_ N_S 5.PU_S_ Answers 1.BOOKS 2.RANDOM 3.FORK 4.PANTS 5.PULSE MAY GOD BLESS YOUR DIRTY MIND!..
16 years (.)=(.) 25 years ( . )=( . ) 36 years ( ¤ )=( ¤ ) Kia samjhay? Zyada SMS parhogy to, itna bara chashma lagay ga…
Last night I went to bed without you. Cold, thinking of you, missing your warmth, your soft touch against my skin. Where were you last night, my lovely pyjamas.