A Beautiful Lady to Peer sahab: “Peer sahab, Ajj kal mere shohar raat bhar ghar se bahir rehte hain..” Peer sahab: Bibi… Yeh problem hay Ya INVITATION ?
Category: Misleading SMS
Catch her by her waist Bring her home Keep ur hand on her neck Put your lips on her lips & have a Nice Drink “COCA COLA” Buurrrrrrrrrr…..
I love you. i realy love You. i really love u more then anything. . . yahi kahna chahta tha Majno apni Laila sy us bechary ko English e nai ati thi :p
Put your hand on my hand & hold my back with your other hand touch your lip with my lips & taste how hot I am do this everyday don’t b confuse I am you tea cup.
Son kills butterfly, Dad says no butter for 2 weeks. Son kills honeybee, Dad says no honey for 2 weeks. Mom kills cockroach, Son says, Dad will you tell her or should I??
4-4 saal kay baccha bacchi ek tub mein naha rahey thay girl ask: “Kya main teri nono pakar loon”. Boy replies: “pagal apni to tordi ab meri bhe toro gi kya?”
On a ship Captain Blackmails a girl “If u dont sleep wd me I’ll sink d ship” Later,She sms hr husbnd “U mst b proud of me, I saved 600 pasngrs 9 times in 2 days!
What’s an average 6 inch long.?. . . . inside a boy’s pants and girl love to blow it up? . . . . . . . . . . A 1000 rupee currency note! Always think positive.
AOA. You are invited on My Marrige Ceremony, Venue is Akbar-e-azam Banquet Hall, Lahore on 29th Feb 2009 5 pm. Plz join me Thanks
A gorgeous girl to her professor: Sir I will do anything to pass the exam Prof: Anything? Girl: yes prof: then go n study moral: All prof r not tharki