Teacher: Make a sentence using word “HAND” Student: My penis in your hand. Teacher slapped him. Student: Sorry, I just forget to give space after “PEN”.
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Machar ne ek aadmi ko din mei kata, Aadmi ne kaha: tum to raat mein kat’tay ho na…? Machar ne jawab diya: Ghar k halaat kharaab hain over time laga raha hoon
A dancer in night club bends. An American puts $100 into her penty. A british puts $200 into her penty. A sardar takes his ATM card swipes between her ass and takes $300. Moral: SINGH IS KING
TEACHER:Bijli Kahan Se Aati He? STUDENT:Mere MAMON K Ghar Se. TEACHER:Kese? STUDENT:Jab Bijli Jati Hai To Mere PAPA Kehte Hain “SALON Ne Phir Bijli Band Kardi”
A woman ordered a pizza. Clerk asked if he should cut it in 6 or 12 pieces. Woman: Oh, Only six I think – I would never manage to eat 12 pieces.
Reality bites: We live in such a strange country Where PIZZA reaches home faster than Ambulance and Police..!
1 Aurat Coke pi rahi thi k achank us men se 1 Machar nikla or Bola MAA Aurat Boli Mein teri MAA nahi hon Machar bola Aisa na bol MAA me teri Coke se nikla hon.
A good friend is just like the brassiere of a girl which is comfortable and supportive. that holds you tight and prevents you from falling always close to your heart… :)
Definition of Kiss in various fields. In view of Geometry: Kiss is the shortest distance between tow lips. In view of Economics: Kiss is that thing for which Demand is always higher than Supply. In view of Physics: It is a source to charging human body. In view of Computer: Two bodies are conected with […]
A girl to doctor: when I smoke cigarette, I feel very uncomfortable, On first puff, I put off my shoes. On second, my socks. On third, my shirt. Doctor: take this cigarette and tell me in detail.