3 interesting facts about Windows 1. You can’t create a folder named “con” 2. Write following text into notepad: “bush hid the facts” save file & re-open & see magic 3. Open Microsoft Word & type: =rand(200, 99) & press enter & see magic
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I studied everything but never topped and today the toppers of the best universities are my employees. (Bill Gates) . . . Neither I topped nor I study anything, but today I m the President of Pakistan.:-) (Asif Ali Zardari.)
Dad: Whats your result? Son: I’ve failed in 5 Subjects. Dad: From now onwards don’t call me Dad. Son: COME ON Dad, its my school test n0t a DNA test.
A Banker, confused about accounts, asks his lady secretary: If I give you $3million deducting 17%, how much would you take off? Secretary: Everything sir even my socks.
Do You Know Common Girls Name In Universities ? ? ? ? ? ? Think . . . . Ans= Only 4 1-Teri wali 2-meri wali 3-teri bhabhi 4-meri bhabhi Ha Ha Ha
BETA: Abu meri teacher kitni pyari he na…! . BAP: Beta teacher MAA k braber hoti ha. . BETA: Aap Hmesha apne hi chakar me rehte hen.
Extreme of fashion? Dhoti with zip Extreme of secrecy? Blank Visiting Card Extreme of Stupidity? -Looking through a key hole of a glass door Extreme of kanjusi? A sheikh after accident lying on the road giving miscalls to EDHI Extreme of lie? A habshi taking bath & singing PANI MEIN JALE MERA GÖRA BADAN.
Early Morning, Mom wakes up her son: Its time to go to school. Son: Mama I don’t wanna go. Mom: Give me 2 reasons for this. Son: 1.All Children Hate Me 2.All Teachers Hate Me Mom: That’s No Reason,You Have To go. Son: You Give Me 2 Reasons, Why I Should Go? Mom: 1.U R […]
Shadeed Garmi mein Bus Stop pe Log bus K intezar mein khare thay. Ek Faqeer aaya, sab se Bheek Li aur Rickshaw mein beth k chala gaya! . . . What an IDEA.. ;-)
Larkay wale: Aap ki beti kuch karti hai? Larki ki amma… Haan jii MASHAALLAH Rozana 3 rupee mein 500 sms krti hai.