Today I saw your duplicate. I said hello But He did not give answer I felt very bad. Than he finished his banana & Jumped on another tree.
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Some times when I Cry, No one see my tears. When I am worried, No one see my pain. Whne I am happy, No one see my smile. But When a girl come close to me, Then every Dog see that.
Miss says to a nursery students: Count from 1 to 10. I will give you a kiss. Little kid replied: I will count from 1 to 1000, will you sleep with me..?
A boy going in car, suddenly he saw a girl laying in middle of the road he came out and . . . to be continue . . . to read full story load balance in my mobile of Rs. 50
Phone na kia kro DEAR Mama hoti hain NEAR Papa se lagta hai FEAR Bat nhi hoti CLEAR Dewaron k b hote hain EAR Is lia SMS kro DEAR No FEAR evrything clear
Teacher: Make a sentence using word “HAND” Student: My penis in your hand. Teacher slapped him. Student: Sorry, I just forget to give space after “PEN”.
Machar ne ek aadmi ko din mei kata, Aadmi ne kaha: tum to raat mein kat’tay ho na…? Machar ne jawab diya: Ghar k halaat kharaab hain over time laga raha hoon
A dancer in night club bends. An American puts $100 into her penty. A british puts $200 into her penty. A sardar takes his ATM card swipes between her ass and takes $300. Moral: SINGH IS KING
TEACHER:Bijli Kahan Se Aati He? STUDENT:Mere MAMON K Ghar Se. TEACHER:Kese? STUDENT:Jab Bijli Jati Hai To Mere PAPA Kehte Hain “SALON Ne Phir Bijli Band Kardi”
A woman ordered a pizza. Clerk asked if he should cut it in 6 or 12 pieces. Woman: Oh, Only six I think – I would never manage to eat 12 pieces.