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interesting facts about Windows

3 interesting facts about Windows 1. You can’t create a folder named  “con” 2. Write following text into notepad: “bush hid the facts” save file & re-open & see magic 3. Open Microsoft Word & type: =rand(200, 99) & press enter & see magic

Neither I topped Nor I Study

I studied everything but never topped and today the toppers of the best universities are my employees. (Bill Gates) . . . Neither I topped nor I study anything, but today I m the President of Pakistan.:-) (Asif Ali Zardari.)

best of extreme

Extreme of fashion? Dhoti with zip Extreme of secrecy? Blank Visiting Card Extreme of Stupidity? -Looking through a key hole of a glass door Extreme of kanjusi? A sheikh after accident lying on the road giving miscalls to EDHI Extreme of lie? A habshi taking bath & singing PANI MEIN JALE MERA GÖRA BADAN.

two reasons to go school

Early Morning, Mom wakes up her son: Its time to go to school. Son: Mama I don’t wanna go. Mom: Give me 2 reasons for this. Son: 1.All Children Hate Me 2.All Teachers Hate Me Mom: That’s No Reason,You Have To go. Son: You Give Me 2 Reasons, Why I Should Go? Mom: 1.U R […]

what an idea

Shadeed Garmi mein Bus Stop pe Log bus K intezar mein khare thay. Ek Faqeer aaya, sab se Bheek Li aur Rickshaw mein beth k chala gaya! . . . What an IDEA.. ;-)

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