Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins,the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.
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Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won’t miss out letting you know That life is worth living with someone like you around.
Night was dark, Moon was high Boy stopped his car girl asked him, why? He came close, she felt shy He went near & whispered 3 words . . . CNG MUKK GAI.
L ====== O ====== V ====== E ====== L= loss of money. o= out of mind. v= vaste of time. e= end of life. So don’t LOVE. Only pass your time.
Everybody wants someone special someone innocent someone nice someone cool someone sweet someone cute someone intelligent But why always ME, ME and ME..???
If you have any problems, Tell me, I’ll help you. If you don’t have any problem, Tell me, I’ll creat some for you. Aakhir dost hote kis liye hain…!
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina Boy2: Oh! I know her Boy1: How? Boy2: We were caught sleeping together. Boy1: What the hell! Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class :-)
Patient to dotor: You’ve appointed nice nurse. She take good care of patients. doctor: Yes I heard, When she slapped you.
Advise of a dentist Treat your girlfriend like a tooth brush. Don’t let anybody else use it & Changed it every 3 months.
Never ask for hug, Just take it. Never ask do you love me, Just say I love you. Never say I can’t live without you, Just say I live for you. You have been trained. Now go and flirt :)