Everybody wants someone special someone innocent someone nice someone cool someone sweet someone cute someone intelligent But why always ME, ME and ME..???
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If you have any problems, Tell me, I’ll help you. If you don’t have any problem, Tell me, I’ll creat some for you. Aakhir dost hote kis liye hain…!
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina Boy2: Oh! I know her Boy1: How? Boy2: We were caught sleeping together. Boy1: What the hell! Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class :-)
Patient to dotor: You’ve appointed nice nurse. She take good care of patients. doctor: Yes I heard, When she slapped you.
Advise of a dentist Treat your girlfriend like a tooth brush. Don’t let anybody else use it & Changed it every 3 months.
Never ask for hug, Just take it. Never ask do you love me, Just say I love you. Never say I can’t live without you, Just say I live for you. You have been trained. Now go and flirt :)
Flirting is the only job in the world, that boys never include in their CV. Despite having years of experiences and number of references….:P
A girl to doctor: when I smoke cigarette, I feel very uncomfortable, On first puff, I put off my shoes. On second, my socks. On third, my shirt. Doctor: take this cigarette and tell me in detail.
I want u … To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner…. & to say those sweet three words to U…. “Pay The Bill”
Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga .