Q: why is the DBA so rich? A: He creates and manages quite a lot of FOREIGN KEY relationships
Category: Computer Sms
Collection of SMS related to Computer SMS, Software SMS, Funny Computer SMS, Crazy Computer SMS
Q: Wat did d CPU say to d input devices? A: You fill up my senses…
Fuming Wife: Wats my value in the family?? Techie Husband: An Unknown Virus..!!
Q. How do u keep a programmer in d shower al day? A. Give him a bottle of shampoo which says ‘Lather, rinse, repeat.
Q. Whr’s an astronaut’s favourite place on the computer? * * * * * A. The spacebar!
U hav a compute addiction wen u kiss ur girlfriend’s homepage. Ur dog has its own website. And even ur night dreams r in HTML..!
Computers Are Like Old Testament Gods Lots Of Rules And No Mercy.
Hansi ko INBOX Anso ko OUTBOX Gusay ko HOLD Muskan ko SENT Help ko OK Dil ko VIBRAT kro Phr dekho zindgi ki RING TONE kesi pyari mehsos hogi.
FUNNY JOKE Google maybe the most powerful search engine but, it can’t search . . . . the chappals u lost at the temple :D
GODS are also I.T. Engineers BRAHMA System installer VISNU System supporter SHIV System Programmer NAARAD Data transfer YAM Deleter MENKA Virus!