Besan ki roti, Lemo ka achaar, Doston ki khushi, Apnon ka pyar, Sawan ki rain, Kisi ka intezar, Mubark ho aapko, Barish ki bahar, / / / / / / / / / Happy Rainy Day
Teacher: Make a sentence using word “HAND” Student: My penis in your hand. Teacher slapped him. Student: Sorry, I just forget to give space after “PEN”.
Machar ne ek aadmi ko din mei kata, Aadmi ne kaha: tum to raat mein kat’tay ho na…? Machar ne jawab diya: Ghar k halaat kharaab hain over time laga raha hoon
Read this slowly “LIFEISNOWHERE” what did u read? Life is No where or Life is Now here! Just a beautiful line 2 say “£ife depends on the way we look at it”
A dancer in night club bends. An American puts $100 into her penty. A british puts $200 into her penty. A sardar takes his ATM card swipes between her ass and takes $300. Moral: SINGH IS KING
TEACHER:Bijli Kahan Se Aati He? STUDENT:Mere MAMON K Ghar Se. TEACHER:Kese? STUDENT:Jab Bijli Jati Hai To Mere PAPA Kehte Hain “SALON Ne Phir Bijli Band Kardi”
A woman ordered a pizza. Clerk asked if he should cut it in 6 or 12 pieces. Woman: Oh, Only six I think – I would never manage to eat 12 pieces.
Asi wi smart Tusi wi smart Sada wi rang saf Tuwada wi rang saf Bus thora jia fark he Asi Dil ton saf Tusi Dimag ton saf
Excellent Words by Dr. Abdul Kalaam.. “Dream is Not that What You See in Sleep, Dream is The Thing Which Does Not Allow You to Sleep..!.
For True Success Ask Yourself These Four Questions: Why? Why Not? Why Not Me? Why Not Now?