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team to play without

A football team loses their star player, Roger Dick, due to injury. Next day a headline reads: Team to play without Dicks. The mamager calls up the newspaper and objects, so the editor changes the headline. It reads: Team to play with Dicks out.

take as many as u want

In school canteen, there was a basket of apples with a written note: “don’t take more than 1, God is watching!” A little further there was a box of choclates, a naughty child wrote: “Take as many as u want. God is watching the apples”

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