things in boys room!

Things in boys room!

Before Marriage:

Perfumes

Love Letters

Gifts

Friendship Cards

After Marriage:

Pain Killers

Loan Papers

Unpaid Bills

List for Shopping

Happy Unmarried Life

(1 votes, average: 4 out of 5)

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my wife is so naughty

Sardar: My wife is so naughty.

She always kidding with me.

Friend: how..?

Sardar: yesterday I went home.

and I put my hands on her eyes.

She said: Its you the watchman.

(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)

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sorry wrong number

Sardar make a call to his home.

Servant picked the phone.

Sardar: Give phone to my wife.

Servant: She is sleeping with her husband.

Sardar: But I am her husband.

Servant: Now what to do..?

Sardar: Kill both of them.

After killing Servant: What to do with dead bodies..?

Sardar: Put them in our swiming pool.

Servant: But there is no swiming pool in your house.

Sardar: Sorry Wrong number.

(2 votes, average: 5 out of 5)

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men and women have argued

For years men and women have

argued over which is more painful:

Being kicked in the balls

or

Giving birth…?

Put it this way!

After a couple’s first child,

a woman will usually say

Lets have a baby again.

But

We won’t find a single man on this earth,

who will ever say

Ok kick me on the balls again..!

(2 votes, average: 4 out of 5)

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just turn off the lights

Two deaf men are discussing

their wives using sign language.

1st: What to you do when

your wife start complaining.

2nd: just stop listening

1st: How…?

2nd: I turn off the lights

(2 votes, average: 1 out of 5)

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degrees of girls

Degrees of girls….!

B.A = Beautiful Angel

B.E = Beautiful Eyes

B.Sc = Beautiful Structure

L.L.B = Lovely Lifp and Body

M.B.A = Married but Available

(29 votes, average: 4.1 out of 5)

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book of your life

Wife: I am the book of your life.

Husband: Yes exactly you are right.

If you were a calendar of my life,

then once a year I’ll change it.

(6 votes, average: 3.17 out of 5)

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