Lawyer to sardar

Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p

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high expectations of a girl

Teacher asks Girl:

Which part of Human body

Expands 10 times its normal size..?

Girl: I can’t answer this question

I feel shy…!

Teacher asks same question to a boy.

Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.

Teacher: Right!

Then turns to the girl:

Listen girl your thinking is wrong

and your expectations are too high.

(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)

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theif with a knife

theif with a knife:

Give all your money to me.

Man: Do you know who I am..?

I am the presiden of this country.

Theif: Really … Ok than give me my money back.

(10 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5)

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give me a sentence

TEACHER: PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
PAPPU: I is…
TEACHER: No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.”
PAPPU: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)

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how do you spell

TEACHER: PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”?
PAPPU: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
PAPPU: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

(3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)

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go to the map and find North America

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!

(4 votes, average: 3.5 out of 5)

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What is the chemical formula for water

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : “HIJKLMNO! “!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it’s H to O !

(5 votes, average: 3.8 out of 5)

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