bachelor again

A friend to Sardar:

Last year the Name-Plate

outside your house

I read Santa Singh B.A

This year I read Santa Singh M.A

When did you finish yours Master Degree..?

Sardar: You don’t understand.

Last year my wife died.

I put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again.

Then I took a second wife,

so

M.A is married again.

(12 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)

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Tum to bas apne kam

Girlfriend-Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho..
Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe!
santa -Oye,Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!

(22 votes, average: 2.86 out of 5)

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Gal to Banta

Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.

(22 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5)

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Santa went to see

Santa went to see a gal for marriage.
Their families decided to leave them for some talk.
After some time,
Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye

(12 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5)

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man & Superman

Santa: What”s difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser
& superman wears it over the trouser.

(14 votes, average: 3.29 out of 5)

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difference between an oral thermometer

Banta: What”s the difference between an oral thermometer and a
rectal thermometer?
Santa: The taste.

(8 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)

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Congrats Santa

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

(16 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)

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