Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.
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November 19th, 2008 in
Funny SMS,
Girl n Boy SMS,
Insult SMS,
Misleading SMS,
Naughty SMS,
Riddle SMS,
Teacher Sms,
Wise SMS | tags:
girl,
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If money doesn’t grow on trees,
Then why do Banks have branches..?
Why does a round “Pizza” come in a square box?
Why the “Glue” doesn’t stick to its bottle?
Why do we still call it “Building” when It’s already built?
If its true that “We are here to help others”
Then what are the others here for?
If you are not supposed to “Drink” and Drive,
Then why do bars have parking lots?
Conclusion: We are funny bunch of people
living in a convincingly funny world.
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If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be?
-ID
-Money
-Picture
-Credit card
-Coins
-Calling card
-Letter?
?Answer is given after your reply. Reply is must!
?Answer is as follows (send them in a 2nd SMS after you receive reply)
ID=Important
Money=Hate
Picture=Best Friend
Credit card=Family
Coins=Crush
Calling Card=Text mate
Letter=Sum1 Special
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May 22nd, 2008 in
Riddle SMS |
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I am made of 5 letters,
If you remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.
If you remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!
Guess what ???!
HAIR
AIR
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-
-
-
-
-
Answer : CHAIR
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May 22nd, 2008 in
Riddle SMS |
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The Fishermen love me.
But doctors hate me.
Kids want 2 eat me.
I am a 13 letter word,
Who am I? Hint
_H_T_ _ _I_ _ME_
Answer=Chathuringmes
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May 22nd, 2008 in
Riddle SMS |
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Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher
than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can’t jump!
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May 22nd, 2008 in
Riddle SMS |
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