Archive for the Naughty SMS Category

things in boys room!

Things in boys room!

Before Marriage:

Perfumes

Love Letters

Gifts

Friendship Cards

After Marriage:

Pain Killers

Loan Papers

Unpaid Bills

List for Shopping

Happy Unmarried Life

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my wife is so naughty

Sardar: My wife is so naughty.

She always kidding with me.

Friend: how..?

Sardar: yesterday I went home.

and I put my hands on her eyes.

She said: Its you the watchman.

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woman and men wear watches

why do women wear watches

on their right hand and

men on their left hand…?

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To see the time.. :P

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empty life

Feel a life without me….

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It looks like empty.

That’s my speciality.

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high expectations of a girl

Teacher asks Girl:

Which part of Human body

Expands 10 times its normal size..?

Girl: I can’t answer this question

I feel shy…!

Teacher asks same question to a boy.

Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.

Teacher: Right!

Then turns to the girl:

Listen girl your thinking is wrong

and your expectations are too high.

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What is the similarity between Electric wire and a Girl?

What is the similarity between Electric wire and a Girl?

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Gues

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stil not sure.

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oh come on yar

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simple

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dono nangi hon to curent lagta hai.

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men and women have argued

For years men and women have

argued over which is more painful:

Being kicked in the balls

or

Giving birth…?

Put it this way!

After a couple’s first child,

a woman will usually say

Lets have a baby again.

But

We won’t find a single man on this earth,

who will ever say

Ok kick me on the balls again..!

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