high expectations of a girl

Teacher asks Girl:

Which part of Human body

Expands 10 times its normal size..?

Girl: I can’t answer this question

I feel shy…!

Teacher asks same question to a boy.

Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.

Teacher: Right!

Then turns to the girl:

Listen girl your thinking is wrong

and your expectations are too high.

(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)

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degrees of girls

Degrees of girls….!

B.A = Beautiful Angel

B.E = Beautiful Eyes

B.Sc = Beautiful Structure

L.L.B = Lovely Lifp and Body

M.B.A = Married but Available

(29 votes, average: 4.1 out of 5)

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just leave it

Some people have nice Eyes,

Some people have nice Face,

Some People have nice Smile.

But you have

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Just Leave It…!

(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)

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Meri tarah perfect

I never forget my sincere friends
when i see some faults in them
i keep patient & just realize that
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“ab har koi meri terha perfect
tou nahi ho sakta na”

(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5)

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What’s an average 6 inch long

What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5)

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Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju

Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju,
Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay,

Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath,
Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:-D

(1 votes, average: 3 out of 5)

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Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam

Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam,
Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam,

Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham,
Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam :p

(3 votes, average: 3 out of 5)

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