Archive for the Marriage SMS Category

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Things in boys room!

Before Marriage:

Perfumes

Love Letters

Gifts

Friendship Cards

After Marriage:

Pain Killers

Loan Papers

Unpaid Bills

List for Shopping

Happy Unmarried Life

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Difference between boyfriend and husband

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

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If marriages are made in heaven

Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!

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Before & after marriage

Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

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Because married men are more obedient.

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

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Only true friends stand by u

Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.

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Remember your wife birthday

The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.

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