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i have a new sandal

Sardar to another Sardar

That girl is deaf.

2nd Sardar: How do you know…?

1st Sardar: I said I Love You to her.

She said: I have a new Sandal.

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high expectations of a girl

Teacher asks Girl:

Which part of Human body

Expands 10 times its normal size..?

Girl: I can’t answer this question

I feel shy…!

Teacher asks same question to a boy.

Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.

Teacher: Right!

Then turns to the girl:

Listen girl your thinking is wrong

and your expectations are too high.

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degrees of girls

Degrees of girls….!

B.A = Beautiful Angel

B.E = Beautiful Eyes

B.Sc = Beautiful Structure

L.L.B = Lovely Lifp and Body

M.B.A = Married but Available

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just leave it

Some people have nice Eyes,

Some people have nice Face,

Some People have nice Smile.

But you have

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Just Leave It…!

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Read each word Reversely

Read each word Reversely:

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suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
$M$
revenehW
stI
nettirW
‘…ylesreveR

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Your network tariff has changed!

Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!

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Press down if u think u r MAD

Press down if you think you are MAD, I can’t believe u did that! Again? For God Sake! Why u still doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE:P

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