i have a new sandal
Sardar to another Sardar
That girl is deaf.
2nd Sardar: How do you know…?
1st Sardar: I said I Love You to her.
She said: I have a new Sandal.
Sardar to another Sardar
That girl is deaf.
2nd Sardar: How do you know…?
1st Sardar: I said I Love You to her.
She said: I have a new Sandal.
Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.
Degrees of girls….!
B.A = Beautiful Angel
B.E = Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc = Beautiful Structure
L.L.B = Lovely Lifp and Body
M.B.A = Married but Available
Some people have nice Eyes,
Some people have nice Face,
Some People have nice Smile.
But you have
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.
.
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Just Leave It…!
Read each word Reversely:
A’
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
$M$
revenehW
stI
nettirW
‘…ylesreveR
Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!
Press down if you think you are MAD, I can’t believe u did that! Again? For God Sake! Why u still doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE:P