things in boys room!

Things in boys room!

Before Marriage:

Perfumes

Love Letters

Gifts

Friendship Cards

After Marriage:

Pain Killers

Loan Papers

Unpaid Bills

List for Shopping

Happy Unmarried Life

(1 votes, average: 4 out of 5)

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my wife is so naughty

Sardar: My wife is so naughty.

She always kidding with me.

Friend: how..?

Sardar: yesterday I went home.

and I put my hands on her eyes.

She said: Its you the watchman.

(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)

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sorry wrong number

Sardar make a call to his home.

Servant picked the phone.

Sardar: Give phone to my wife.

Servant: She is sleeping with her husband.

Sardar: But I am her husband.

Servant: Now what to do..?

Sardar: Kill both of them.

After killing Servant: What to do with dead bodies..?

Sardar: Put them in our swiming pool.

Servant: But there is no swiming pool in your house.

Sardar: Sorry Wrong number.

(2 votes, average: 5 out of 5)

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woman and men wear watches

why do women wear watches

on their right hand and

men on their left hand…?

?

?

?

?

?

To see the time..

(4 votes, average: 3 out of 5)

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i have a new sandal

Sardar to another Sardar

That girl is deaf.

2nd Sardar: How do you know…?

1st Sardar: I said I Love You to her.

She said: I have a new Sandal.

(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5)

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high expectations of a girl

Teacher asks Girl:

Which part of Human body

Expands 10 times its normal size..?

Girl: I can’t answer this question

I feel shy…!

Teacher asks same question to a boy.

Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.

Teacher: Right!

Then turns to the girl:

Listen girl your thinking is wrong

and your expectations are too high.

(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)

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men and women have argued

For years men and women have

argued over which is more painful:

Being kicked in the balls

or

Giving birth…?

Put it this way!

After a couple’s first child,

a woman will usually say

Lets have a baby again.

But

We won’t find a single man on this earth,

who will ever say

Ok kick me on the balls again..!

(2 votes, average: 4 out of 5)

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