why is the DBA so rich
Q: why is the DBA so rich?
A: He creates and manages quite a lot of
FOREIGN KEY relationships
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Q: Wat did d CPU say to d input devices?
A: You fill up my senses…
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Fuming Wife: Wats my value in the family??
Techie Husband: An Unknown Virus..!!
(7 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5) Loading ...keep a programmer
Q. How do u keep a programmer in d shower al day?
A. Give him a bottle of shampoo which says ‘Lather, rinse, repeat.
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May 28th, 2008 in
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astronaut’s favourite place
Q. Whr’s an astronaut’s favourite place on the computer?
* * * * *
A. The spacebar!
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May 28th, 2008 in
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compute addiction
U hav a compute addiction wen u kiss ur girlfriend’s homepage.
Ur dog has its own website.
And even ur night dreams r in HTML..!
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