Posts Tagged Computer Sms

why is the DBA so rich

Q: why is the DBA so rich?
A: He creates and manages quite a lot of
FOREIGN KEY relationships

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CPU say to

Q: Wat did d CPU say to d input devices?
A: You fill up my senses…

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An Unknown Virus

Fuming Wife: Wats my value in the family??
Techie Husband: An Unknown Virus..!!

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compute addiction

U hav a compute addiction wen u kiss ur girlfriend’s homepage.
Ur dog has its own website.
And even ur night dreams r in HTML..!

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