To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?” Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.” Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?” Millionaire: “A Billionaire”
I look at your picture and the problem disappears
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, [...]
Wife:, honey what r u looking 4?
wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
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Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means… Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE says: No darling , it means :- With Idiot For Ever
Wife wish 2 be a newspaper
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands allday. Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday.
brain is very important part of body
Brain is very important part of body, It is active 24 hours . . 365 days, . . it starts working, when you born and work till you . . . . Get Married…
jee karta hai tumhari zulfon mein kho jaon
Husband: jee karta hai tumhari zulfon mein kho jaon aankhon mein bus jaon tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon Wife: devdas hi banay raho gay ya kabhi emraan hashmi bhi bano gay
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