Aqalmand Aur Husband
Aisa aadmi jo galati par ho aur haar maan ley, woh? AQALMAND. Aur Aisa shakhs jo galati par na ho magar phir bhi haar maan ley, woh? HUSBAND.
Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha
WIFE , Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?” HUSBAND , Nahi , Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha,<
jazbat ka izhar
Wife to husband. Wife: Aaj mere tan,man mein aag laga do. Husband ne patrol phenk k agg laga di. Moral? “jazbat ka izhar asaan lafzon mein krein”
What book do you like the most
When a wife was asked: What book do you like the most? She answers: My husband’s cheque book.
Its the time to disco
Wife: Ajee,agar Mai gum ho gai to aap kya krogay? Husbnd: Its the time to disco, <(‘.’) (‘.’)> /”/> < \”\ _/”\_ _/ “\_ kon dhoonday phir tujhko, kabhi na milay tu mujhkooo..;-)
Khush-Gawar Zindagi Ka Raaz
Ek Ghar Se Hamesha Hasne Ki Awaz Ati Ksi ne Khsh-Gwar Zindgi Ka Raz Pucha Shohar Bola:Mri BV Mje Joote Se Marti Hy Lag Jaye To Wo Hansti Ha Na Lage To Main.
women starts with
Do u know why spelling of women starts with “W” ? Becoz all Questions in the world starts with W .. What ? why ? who ? when ? which ? where ? whom ? women?:-D