Wife SMS

Will You Marry Again

Husband: If I die, will you marry again? Wife: No, I will stay with my sister. Wife: and if I die, will you marry again??? Husband: No, I will also adjust with your sister.

Add Wife…Have Life

If you have one wife, She fights with you. If you have two wives, they fight for you. Feel the difference & decide Add Wife…Have Life. Sender is not responsible for any side effect.

World Most Confusing Letters Start With W

World Most Confusing Letters Start With W Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? . . . . . And Finally Wife..!!!..Very Happy

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What Will Be The 1st Thought

That’s called a reply….! Husband: If i sleep with your most loving friend. What will be the 1st thought that would come in your mind? . . . Wife: that you are a Gay.!:-)

Surprise Her Husband

Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: “Hello Darling” The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: “Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, [...]

Bloody English Language

Husband texts to wife on cell.. “Hi,what r u doing Darling?” Wife: I’m dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?” Wife: “U idiot! I’m dying my hair..” Husband: “Bloody English Language!

Airline Wife Package

An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife’s Ticket Free After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip. All Of Them Gave A Same Reply… “Which Trip ?”

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