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in honour of offer

Bravo — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 15:01:01 +0000

She offered him Honour.

He honoured her offer.

Then the whole night,

in honour of her offer.

He was “on her” and “off her”.

Nothing to offer u

funny conversation of doctor n patient

postman — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 11:23:16 +0000

Doctor: tabiyat kaisi ha ab

Mariz: pehle se zayada kharab ha

Doctor: dawai khali thi

Mariz: nahi dawa ki bottle to bhari hui thi

Doctor: I mean dawai lay li thi

Mariz: gee aap ne di thi to mein ne lay li thi

Doctor: bewakuf dawai pee li thi

Mariz: nahi jee dawai to laal thi

Doctor: abe gadhe dawai ko pi liya tha

Mariz: nahi sahab piliya to mujhe tha

Doctor: saale dawa ko mun se laga k pet mein dala tha.

Mariz: nahi

Doctor: kyun

Mariz: aap ne hi to kaha tha k bottle ko dhakan laga k rakhna

mein thek to ho jaunga doctor …?

The owner of the inside inn

DreamGirl — Wed, 28 May 2008 14:18:04 +0000

The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his
inside outside his inside inn.

Mr Inside went

SHE SELLS SEA

DreamGirl — Wed, 28 May 2008 14:17:34 +0000

SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE ,
BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS,
ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES.

Mr Inside went

DreamGirl — Wed, 28 May 2008 14:17:01 +0000

Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside.
Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside.
Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to
come inside. Mr Inside said “NO”, and told Mr Outside to come
outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside
about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed
Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went
outside to the riverside.

Once a fellow met a fellow

DreamGirl — Wed, 28 May 2008 14:16:33 +0000

Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans.
Said a fellow to a fellow, “If a fellow asks a fellow,
Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?”

I thought a thought

DreamGirl — Wed, 28 May 2008 14:16:05 +0000

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn”t the thought
I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been
the thought I thought, I wouldn”t have thought so much.

If two witches

DreamGirl — Wed, 28 May 2008 14:15:37 +0000

If two witches were watching two watches,
which witch would watch which watch?

A sailor went to sea

DreamGirl — Wed, 28 May 2008 14:15:05 +0000

A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see.
And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

Sounding by sound

DreamGirl — Wed, 28 May 2008 14:13:15 +0000

Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

sound of your breath on my neck

I wish to wish

DreamGirl — Wed, 28 May 2008 14:12:43 +0000

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,
but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,
I won”t wish the wish you wish to wish.

If you understand

DreamGirl — Wed, 28 May 2008 14:12:12 +0000

If you understand, say “understand”.
If you don”t understand, say “don”t understand”.
But if you understand and say “don”t understand”.
How do I understand that you understand?
Understand!

Red lorry

DreamGirl — Wed, 28 May 2008 14:10:46 +0000

Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.

Peter Piper picked

DreamGirl — Wed, 28 May 2008 14:10:14 +0000

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where”s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

A skunk sat on

DreamGirl — Wed, 28 May 2008 14:09:43 +0000

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

A box of biscuits

DreamGirl — Wed, 28 May 2008 14:09:15 +0000

A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits.

Betty baught a better Butter

DreamGirl — Wed, 28 May 2008 14:08:48 +0000

Betty baught a better Butter,
but hte butter was so bitter betty bought another butter to make
the bitter buttter better.

Six sick slick

DreamGirl — Wed, 28 May 2008 14:08:18 +0000

Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings.

Mr. See owned a saw

DreamGirl — Wed, 28 May 2008 14:07:33 +0000

Mr. See owned a saw.
and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See”s saw sawed Soar”s seesaw Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See”s saw Before See sawed Soar”s seesaw,
See”s saw would not have sawed Soar”s seesaw.
So See”s saw sawed Soar”s seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See”s saw sawed Soar”s seesaw.

Nine nice night nurses

DreamGirl — Wed, 28 May 2008 14:06:24 +0000

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly
“Oh what should we do”
Said the flea” Let us fly
Said the fly”Let us flee”
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

We surely shall see

DreamGirl — Wed, 28 May 2008 14:04:31 +0000

We surely shall see the sun shine shortly.
Whether the weather be fine,
Or whether the weather be not,
Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot,
We”ll weather the weather Whatever the weather,
Whether we like it or not. watch?
Whether the weather is hot.
Whether the weather is cold.
Whether the weather is either or not.
It is whether we like it or not.

If one doctor doctors

DreamGirl — Wed, 28 May 2008 14:03:35 +0000

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors
the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring
doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors
doctors?
“When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor”s the doctor. Does
the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way
or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the
doctor”s way”

The fishermen love me, but doctors hate me