in honour of offer
She offered him Honour. He honoured her offer. Then the whole night, in honour of her offer. He was “on her” and “off her”.
funny conversation of doctor n patient
Doctor: tabiyat kaisi ha ab Mariz: pehle se zayada kharab ha Doctor: dawai khali thi Mariz: nahi dawa ki bottle to bhari hui thi Doctor: I mean dawai lay li thi Mariz: gee aap ne di thi to mein ne lay li thi Doctor: bewakuf dawai pee li thi Mariz: nahi jee dawai to laal [...]
The owner of the inside inn
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
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SHE SELLS SEA
SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES.
Mr Inside went
Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said “NO”, and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or [...]
Once a fellow met a fellow
Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, “If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?”
I thought a thought
I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn”t the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn”t have thought so much.
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