She offered him Honour.
He honoured her offer.
Then the whole night,
in honour of her offer.
He was “on her” and “off her”.
Tongue Twister Sms
funny conversation of doctor n patient
Doctor: tabiyat kaisi ha ab
Mariz: pehle se zayada kharab ha
Doctor: dawai khali thi
Mariz: nahi dawa ki bottle to bhari hui thi
Doctor: I mean dawai lay li thi
Mariz: gee aap ne di thi to mein ne lay li thi
Doctor: bewakuf dawai pee li thi
Mariz: nahi jee dawai to laal thi
Doctor: abe gadhe dawai ko pi liya tha
Mariz: nahi sahab piliya to mujhe tha
Doctor: saale dawa ko mun se laga k pet mein dala tha.
Mariz: nahi
Doctor: kyun
Mariz: aap ne hi to kaha tha k bottle ko dhakan laga k rakhna
mein thek to ho jaunga doctor …?
The owner of the inside inn
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his
inside outside his inside inn.
SHE SELLS SEA
SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE ,
BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS,
ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES.
Mr Inside went
Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside.
Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside.
Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to
come inside. Mr Inside said “NO”, and told Mr Outside to come
outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside
about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed
Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went
outside to the riverside.
Once a fellow met a fellow
Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans.
Said a fellow to a fellow, “If a fellow asks a fellow,
Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?”
I thought a thought
I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn”t the thought
I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been
the thought I thought, I wouldn”t have thought so much.