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in honour of offer

By Bravo on January 14, 2009

She offered him Honour.
He honoured her offer.
Then the whole night,
in honour of her offer.
He was “on her” and “off her”.

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funny conversation of doctor n patient

By postman on January 4, 2009

Doctor: tabiyat kaisi ha ab
Mariz: pehle se zayada kharab ha
Doctor: dawai khali thi
Mariz: nahi dawa ki bottle to bhari hui thi
Doctor: I mean dawai lay li thi
Mariz: gee aap ne di thi to mein ne lay li thi
Doctor: bewakuf dawai pee li thi
Mariz: nahi jee dawai to laal thi
Doctor: abe gadhe dawai ko pi liya [...]

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The owner of the inside inn

By DreamGirl on May 28, 2008

The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his
inside outside his inside inn.

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SHE SELLS SEA

By DreamGirl on May 28, 2008

SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE ,
BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS,
ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES.

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Mr Inside went

By DreamGirl on May 28, 2008

Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside.
Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside.
Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to
come inside. Mr Inside said “NO”, and told Mr Outside to come
outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside
about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside [...]

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Once a fellow met a fellow

By DreamGirl on May 28, 2008

Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans.
Said a fellow to a fellow, “If a fellow asks a fellow,
Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?”

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I thought a thought

By DreamGirl on May 28, 2008

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn”t the thought
I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been
the thought I thought, I wouldn”t have thought so much.

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