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By postman on October 25, 2009
People say that smoking is not good
but it is the way to keep loving
cos
S=send
M=me
O=one
K=kiss
E=everyday
Posted in Smoking SMS |
By Laiq on July 5, 2009
Ek tanha raat me aap ki yaad aayi,
Yaad ko mitane k liye hum ne cigerate jalayi.
Cigirate ne bhi kya kudrat dikhayi,
Dhuwe ne aap ki tasweer banayi.
Posted in Smoking SMS |
By Bravo on May 15, 2009
Sulook usny mujh se kisi cigeritte ka sa kiya,
Pehly jalaya phir piya paon rakha bujha diya,
Yani talab thi usko meri kuch waqt k liye,
pehly lagaya hont se or phir dhuwen me uradiya,
Apni sansain khench k meri khushbu khud men basa li,
Meri jalti hui rakh ko apni ungliyun se giradiya.
Posted in Poetry SMS, Smoking SMS |
By postman on April 9, 2009
Every cigarate you smoke,
decreses your life by 5 minuts.
Sex increses your life by10 mintes.
So basic theme of equation is that
“A FUCKING SMOKER NEVER DIES.”;-)
Posted in Funny SMS, Smoking SMS |
By Bravo on December 30, 2008
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Its not an empty sms.
Due to fog you can’t see the words.
Happy Fog Day
Posted in Funny SMS, Naughty SMS, Smoking SMS |
By Bravo on December 21, 2008
The great PHILOSOPHY from
a passionate smoker:
“I always think of leaving cigaratte”
But
for thinking I need a cigaratte.
Posted in Funny SMS, Naughty SMS, Smoking SMS |
By Ali on September 16, 2008
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.
Posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS, Ramadan SMS, Smoking SMS |