Smoking SMS

the way to keep loving

People say that smoking is not good but it is the way to keep loving cos S=send M=me O=one K=kiss E=everyday

Ek tanha raat me aap ki yaad aayi

Ek tanha raat me aap ki yaad aayi, Yaad ko mitane k liye hum ne cigerate jalayi. Cigirate ne bhi kya kudrat dikhayi, Dhuwe ne aap ki tasweer banayi.

talab thi usko meri kuch waqt k liye

Sulook usny mujh se kisi cigeritte ka sa kiya, Pehly jalaya phir piya paon rakha bujha diya, Yani talab thi usko meri kuch waqt k liye, pehly lagaya hont se or phir dhuwen me uradiya, Apni sansain khench k meri khushbu khud men basa li, Meri jalti hui rakh ko apni ungliyun se giradiya.

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smoker never dies

Every cigarate you smoke, decreses your life by 5 minuts. Sex increses your life by10 mintes. So basic theme of equation is that “A FUCKING SMOKER NEVER DIES.”;-)

empty fog sms

. . . . . . . Its not an empty sms. Due to fog you can’t see the words. Happy Fog Day

philosophy of a smoker

The great PHILOSOPHY from a passionate smoker: “I always think of leaving cigaratte” But for thinking I need a cigaratte.

Dance as if no ones watching

Dance as if no ones watching, Love as if its never going to hurt.

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