Smoking SMS

the way to keep loving

People say that smoking is not good

but it is the way to keep loving

cos

S=send

M=me

O=one

K=kiss

E=everyday

Ek tanha raat me aap ki yaad aayi

Ek tanha raat me aap ki yaad aayi,

Yaad ko mitane k liye hum ne cigerate jalayi.

Cigirate ne bhi kya kudrat dikhayi,

Dhuwe ne aap ki tasweer banayi.

talab thi usko meri kuch waqt k liye

Sulook usny mujh se kisi cigeritte ka sa kiya,

Pehly jalaya phir piya paon rakha bujha diya,

Yani talab thi usko meri kuch waqt k liye,

pehly lagaya hont se or phir dhuwen me uradiya,

Apni sansain khench k meri khushbu khud men basa li,

Meri jalti hui rakh ko apni ungliyun se giradiya.

smoker never dies

Every cigarate you smoke,

decreses your life by 5 minuts.

Sex increses your life by10 mintes.

So basic theme of equation is that

“A FUCKING SMOKER NEVER DIES.”;-)

empty fog sms

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Its not an empty sms.

Due to fog you can’t see the words.

Happy Fog Day

philosophy of a smoker

The great PHILOSOPHY from

a passionate smoker:

“I always think of leaving cigaratte”

But

for thinking I need a cigaratte.

I was a fool when I married you.

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.

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