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the way to keep loving

By postman on October 25, 2009

People say that smoking is not good
but it is the way to keep loving
cos
S=send
M=me
O=one
K=kiss
E=everyday

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Ek tanha raat me aap ki yaad aayi

By Laiq on July 5, 2009

Ek tanha raat me aap ki yaad aayi,
Yaad ko mitane k liye hum ne cigerate jalayi.
Cigirate ne bhi kya kudrat dikhayi,
Dhuwe ne aap ki tasweer banayi.

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talab thi usko meri kuch waqt k liye

By Bravo on May 15, 2009

Sulook usny mujh se kisi cigeritte ka sa kiya,
Pehly jalaya phir piya paon rakha bujha diya,
Yani talab thi usko meri kuch waqt k liye,
pehly lagaya hont se or phir dhuwen me uradiya,
Apni sansain khench k meri khushbu khud men basa li,
Meri jalti hui rakh ko apni ungliyun se giradiya.

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smoker never dies

By postman on April 9, 2009

Every cigarate you smoke,
decreses your life by 5 minuts.
Sex increses your life by10 mintes.
So basic theme of equation is that
“A FUCKING SMOKER NEVER DIES.”;-)

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empty fog sms

By Bravo on December 30, 2008

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Its not an empty sms.
Due to fog you can’t see the words.
Happy Fog Day

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philosophy of a smoker

By Bravo on December 21, 2008

The great PHILOSOPHY from
a passionate smoker:
“I always think of leaving cigaratte”
But
for thinking I need a cigaratte.

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I was a fool when I married you.

By Ali on September 16, 2008

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.

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