sardar had twins again and again
Sardar had twins. He named Tara & Sitara. Again twins, He named Peter & Repeater. Again twins, He named Max & Climax. Again twins, finally He named STOP & FULLSTOp:-)
Pyar Krny Wale Kisi Ki Perwa Nahi krty
1 Larki Or Sardar Ko Pyar Ho Gya. 1 Din Lrki Sardr Sy Boli “Sardar G Apko Meri Bilkul Perwa Nai Hai”! Sardar G Bole “Oye Pyar Krny Wale Kisi Ki Perwa Nahi krty.
sardar apni unparh maa se
Ek sardar apni unparh maa se phone pe: Maa mein sunday ko aa raha hon Maa: Wah potar looki jahaz te aande ne . . tu sundhay te awain ga.
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sentence into future tense
Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense Sardar: The future tense is “You will go to jail”
Thanks for compliment
Sardar comes back to his car & find a note saying ‘Parking Fine’ He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole ‘Thanks for compliment.’
all items are missing
Sardar complained to the police: ‘Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.’ Police: ‘How the thief did not take TV?’ Ah Beng : ‘I was watching TV news…’
Sardar son is in Medical College
Sardar: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College. Friend: Really, what is he studying. Sardar: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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