Sardar SMS

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CHUP KAR TENU Doctor NALU BOTA PATA AE!

Sardar buildng se gira or behosh ho gaya. Doctor said he’s dead. Sudnly he wakes up & says “O main zinda wa!” Sardarni: CHUP KAR TENU Doctor NALU BOTA PATA AE!

Plz Love me!

A sirdar g said 2 a girl: “Plz Love me!” The girl said very rudely “Tumhen Love krne se pehle men mar na jaon” Sardar said: “Mar jana ksi ghrib de kam na ana”

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sardar driving a jeep in jungle

Sardar driving a jeep in jungle, Tourist: how do you escape if lion comes now..? Sardar: give the right indicator and turn left.

sardar ki ammi mar gai

ek sardar ki ammi mar gai, ek aadmi bola: amma mujhe le jaati do char aur bole: amma hamein bhi le jaati sardar: chup ho jao kamino, amm kya suzuki kar k gai hai

I hav’nt slept all nite in the train

Sardar: I haven’t slept all night in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didn’t U exchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower Berth..

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