Sardar Joined a new job
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?” Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”
Interviewee; What is your date of birth?
Interviewee;What is your date of birth? Sardar;nov 28. Interviewer;which year?Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.rdar;abey ullu everyyear.
bachelor again
A friend to Sardar: Last year the Name-Plate outside your house I read Santa Singh B.A This year I read Santa Singh M.A When did you finish yours Master Degree..? Sardar: You don’t understand. Last year my wife died. I put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again. Then I took a second wife, so M.A is [...]
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Sardar’s Poetry
Sardar’s Poetry khirki se dekha to gali mein koi nahi tha… wah wah wah khirki se dekha to gali mein koi nahi tha gali mein ja ke dekha to khirki mein koi nahi tha
sardar make sentence in english
Interviewer: can you make a sentence using GREEN, PINK and YELLOW. Sardar: Yes sure, why not. My phone rings GREEN GREEN I PINK it up and say YELLOW
sardar was smoking infront of his father
Sardar was smoking infront of his father Friend: Oye Abbe De Samne Smoking…! Sardar: Abba Hi Hai Na, Koi Petrol Pump Tey Nahi….
sardar writes to bill gates
Sardar writes to Bill Gates about the PC and Windows problems: 1. My child learned MS WORD now he wants MS SENTECE. 2. I fine only RE-CYCLE but no RE-SCOOTER, I need that as I own VESPA SCOOTER. 3. I see MS OFFICE but I need MS HOME as I use PC at home. 4. [...]
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