population of India
A Teacher lecturing on “Population” In India after every 10 second a woman gives birth to a child. A Sardar stands up and says “We must find and stop that Woman”
You will die within 2 hours
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.
Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate
Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour say Dekh raha tha. Begam Booli, Tussi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahey Ho? Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon, mil hi nahin rahi :-s
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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?” Sardar: B.Com final year”
A sardarji photographer is focusing
A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body’s face in a funeral function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said “SMILE PLEASE”
Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai
Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”. Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Sardar was busy removing a wheel
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler
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