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sardar got new job
Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected. Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000. Next month salary will be 10000. Sardar: Ok sir, I’ll Join next month.
this is her husband speaking
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.
sardar breaks an egg
Sardar breaks an egg to make an omelet. he finds the egg empty. Gets frustrated and say’s, “kya ghor kalyug hai, aaj kal murgiya bhi ABORTION karwane lagi hai”
married to start a happy life
Astrologer: you must married only 32 years old women to start a happy life. sardar: shall I married two 16 years old girls.
sardar in female bogie
As train start running, a sardar got the train. TT: Don’t you see it’s female bogie? Sardar: Sorry, I thought you were a man.
sardar becomes manager
Sardar got promotion from Clerk to Manager. He went home & told his wife in new style. Biwi Behosh! why? He said to her “Tu aj Raat se MANAGER K SATH soy gi;-)
sardar like to sleep with girls
Sardar: Will you marry me? Girl: Sorry I am a lesbian. Sardar: What’s a lesbian? Girl: I like to sleep with girls. Sardar: Give me a hand… I am also lesbian