Sardar SMS

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names of 10 chemical elements

Teacher: Tell me the names of 10 chemical elements ? . . . Sardar: Oxygen, chlorine, florine, noreen, ambreen, samreen, nasreen, afreen, parveen & yasmeen!!

sardar was helping his son

A sardar was helping his son to fill his admission form. Son asked: what should I write in mother tongue column? Sardar: Hmmm write “Very Long”

Wife and Girlfriend Coming Together

Two Sardar stopped suddenly. 1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together. 2nd Sardar: Mine too.

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Sardar and Pathan going together

Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together. They found 1000 Rs. on the way. Pathan: Let’s take 50/50. Sardar: What will do of remaining 900?

ALL CARDS ACCEPTED

Waiter gives bill to Sardar Sardar: Take my card. Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card. Sardar: So what? You have written outside “ALL CARDS ACCEPTED”

Sardar Ki Wife Inspecter Se

Sardar Ki Wife Inspecter Se! Mera Husband Ek Hafte Pehle Aaloo Lene Gaya Tha Abhi Tak Wapis Nahi Aaye Inspector Bhi Sardar Tha Bola To Behan Kuch Or Paka Lo.

hips don’t lie

Sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha? Sardar: No, I’ve eaten sandwich. Sardarni: Don’t try to lie, I know lips can lie but hips don’t lie…:-P

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