Full Mummy Daddy Mahol
1 sardar Apni maa ki Qameez aur Baap ki Shalwar pehn k bazaar mein ghoom raha tha Kisi ne pucha yeh kya fashion ha? Sardar: Full Mummy Daddy Mahol
sardar knows well
English Man: My grandfather died at the age of 96 Years. But he never used glasses. Sardar: I know… some people drink directly from tooti.
sardar farts loudly in the bar
A drunk sardar farts loudly in the bar. The man next to him: Excuse me, You’ve no decency, You farted before my wife. Sardar: Oh sorry, I didn’t know that it was her turn.
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names of 10 chemical elements
Teacher: Tell me the names of 10 chemical elements ? . . . Sardar: Oxygen, chlorine, florine, noreen, ambreen, samreen, nasreen, afreen, parveen & yasmeen!!
sardar was helping his son
A sardar was helping his son to fill his admission form. Son asked: what should I write in mother tongue column? Sardar: Hmmm write “Very Long”
Wife and Girlfriend Coming Together
Two Sardar stopped suddenly. 1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together. 2nd Sardar: Mine too.
Sardar and Pathan going together
Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together. They found 1000 Rs. on the way. Pathan: Let’s take 50/50. Sardar: What will do of remaining 900?
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