COMING SOON
One day Sardar had fight with his father. He took a picture of his father. Place it on a tree in graveyard. with a note. “COMING SOON”
i am not feeling good
friend to Sardar: you are suppose to go to doctor todaya what happened…? Sardar replied: today I am not feeling good. So I will go tomorrow.
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said april fool. I have pass.
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The report said, “DELIVERED”
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, “DELIVERED”.
Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai .
Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai . Waiter-Murga Langda si. Sardar-Isda dil kithe hai. Waiter-Murghi lay gai. Sardar-Isda dimagh kithey hai.. Waiter-Murga sardar si
us se pyar kar k
Us se pyar kar k meri kismat hi jaag gayi, Us se pyar kar k meri aarzo bhi jaab gayi. Phir aik din aisa howa yaaroo. . . . Woh kambakht kisi SARDAR k sath bhag gayi.
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
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