sardar in police station
Sardar police station aya or bola: Mujhe arrest karlo, mene apni BV k sar pe danda mara hay Police: Wo mar gai kya.? sardar: Nahi oo te bach gai. Hun meri khair nai.
sardar was going on a road
A sardar was going on a road. He saw a dog sitting under a car. He pulled out the dog and said.. “BAAR NIKAL, IDAA TU MECHANICAL ENGINEER”
preparing for blood test
Sardar reading a book about blood. Wife:why are you reading this book. Sardar: Tomorrow is my blood test, so preparing for that.
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sardar doctor fail
Doctor to Sardar: ap ka 1 gurda fail o gya hai Sardar rotey hoay . . . Kitne numbron se..??
Full Mummy Daddy Mahol
1 sardar Apni maa ki Qameez aur Baap ki Shalwar pehn k bazaar mein ghoom raha tha Kisi ne pucha yeh kya fashion ha? Sardar: Full Mummy Daddy Mahol
sardar knows well
English Man: My grandfather died at the age of 96 Years. But he never used glasses. Sardar: I know… some people drink directly from tooti.
sardar farts loudly in the bar
A drunk sardar farts loudly in the bar. The man next to him: Excuse me, You’ve no decency, You farted before my wife. Sardar: Oh sorry, I didn’t know that it was her turn.
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