Tu meri HEER tay main tera VEER
3 Boys proposing 3 different Girls. 1 boy: Tu meri LAILA,main tera MAJNU! 2 boy: Tu mari Sasi,main tera Punno Tesra SARDAR tha Sardar: Tu meri HEER tay main tera VEER.
Gandhi G Birthday
Teacher: What happen on 1869? Sardar: I don’t know. Teacher: Stupid its birthday of Gandhi G. Now tell me what happen on 1873? Sardar: Its 4th birthday of Gandhi G:-)
Main aata hun
A beautiful lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus… Ring master asked: Can anyone do this..? SARDAR: Main aata hun..Magar pehle sher ko hatao..
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Sardar ki maa bemaar ho gae
Sardar ki maa bemaar ho gae. Wo usay doctor k pas lay gya. Doctor: in k test ho gay. Sardar: ay bohot kmazor nay. Tusi twenty twenty ya one day kra lao.
citta tay kala
Sardar School Me Ek Black Or Ek White Shoes Pehan Aya Sir: Ghr Wapis Jao Or Change Kar K Ayo Srdar: Koi Faida Nhi Master G Ghar V 1 Kala Tay 1 Chitta E A.
thanda peo gay ya garam
Sardar mehman sy: thanda peo gay ya garam? Mehman: dono ley ayen. sardar: begum 1glass freezer vichon, te 1 glass geezar vichon pani lay aa..;-)
sab ne ticket le liye hain
Bus conducter: peechay sab ne ticket le liye hain.. ??? Sardar ji: nahin jee, abhi tak to ‘hath’ mein hi hain…
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