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sardar in police station

Bravo — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 07:00:29 +0000

Sardar police station aya or bola:

Mujhe arrest karlo,

mene apni BV k sar pe danda mara hay

Police: Wo mar gai kya.?

sardar: Nahi oo te bach gai.

Hun meri khair nai.

sardar was going on a road

postman — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 03:00:14 +0000

A sardar was going on a road.

He saw a dog sitting under a car.

He pulled out the dog and

said..

“BAAR NIKAL, IDAA TU MECHANICAL ENGINEER”

preparing for blood test

postman — Wed, 05 May 2010 11:00:20 +0000

Sardar reading a book about blood.

Wife:why are you reading this book.

Sardar: Tomorrow is my blood test,

so preparing for that.

sardar doctor fail

postman — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 03:00:50 +0000

Doctor to Sardar: ap ka 1 gurda fail o gya hai
Sardar rotey hoay
.
.
.
Kitne numbron se..??

Full Mummy Daddy Mahol

postman — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 18:55:28 +0000

1 sardar

Apni maa ki Qameez aur

Baap ki Shalwar pehn k

bazaar mein ghoom raha tha

Kisi ne pucha yeh kya fashion ha?

Sardar: Full Mummy Daddy Mahol

sardar knows well

postman — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 03:00:29 +0000

English Man: My grandfather died at the age of 96 Years.

But he never used glasses.

Sardar: I know…

some people drink directly from tooti.

sardar farts loudly in the bar

postman — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 14:07:07 +0000

A drunk sardar farts loudly in the bar.

The man next to him: Excuse me,

You’ve no decency,

You farted before my wife.

Sardar: Oh sorry, I didn’t know that it was her turn.

names of 10 chemical elements

postman — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 16:21:57 +0000

Teacher: Tell me the names of

10 chemical elements ?

Sardar: Oxygen, chlorine, florine,

noreen, ambreen, samreen, nasreen, afreen, parveen & yasmeen!!

sardar was helping his son

postman — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 18:00:03 +0000

A sardar was helping his son

to fill his admission form.

Son asked: what should I write in mother tongue column?

Sardar: Hmmm write “Very Long”

Wife and Girlfriend Coming Together

Bravo — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 10:00:53 +0000

Two Sardar stopped suddenly.

1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together.

2nd Sardar: Mine too.

Sardar and Pathan going together

postman — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 07:00:01 +0000

Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together.

They found 1000 Rs. on the way.

Pathan: Let’s take 50/50.

Sardar: What will do of remaining 900?

ALL CARDS ACCEPTED

Bravo — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 01:00:34 +0000

Waiter gives bill to Sardar

Sardar: Take my card.

Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card.

Sardar: So what?

You have written outside

“ALL CARDS ACCEPTED”

Sardar Ki Wife Inspecter Se

postman — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:00:02 +0000

Sardar Ki Wife Inspecter Se!

Mera Husband Ek Hafte Pehle

Aaloo Lene Gaya Tha

Abhi Tak Wapis Nahi Aaye

Inspector Bhi Sardar Tha

Bola To Behan Kuch Or Paka Lo.

hips don’t lie

postman — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:00:24 +0000

Sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha?

Sardar: No, I’ve eaten sandwich.

Sardarni: Don’t try to lie,

I know lips can lie but hips don’t lie…:-P

sardar got new job

Bravo — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 05:00:27 +0000

Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected.

Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000.

Next month salary will be 10000.

Sardar: Ok sir, I’ll Join next month.

this is her husband speaking

postman — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:00:36 +0000

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.

She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.

sardar breaks an egg

Bravo — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:00:03 +0000

Sardar breaks an egg to make an omelet.

he finds the egg empty.

Gets frustrated and say’s,

“kya ghor kalyug hai,

aaj kal murgiya bhi ABORTION karwane lagi hai”

married to start a happy life

postman — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 11:00:43 +0000

Astrologer: you must married only 32 years old women to start a happy life.

sardar: shall I married two 16 years old girls.

sardar in female bogie

Bravo — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:00:45 +0000

As train start running,

a sardar got the train.

TT: Don’t you see it’s female bogie?

Sardar: Sorry, I thought you were a man.

sardar becomes manager

Bravo — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 05:00:43 +0000

Sardar got promotion

from Clerk to Manager.

He went home & told his

wife in new style.

Biwi Behosh!

why?

He said to her

“Tu aj Raat se MANAGER K SATH soy gi;-)

sardar like to sleep with girls

Bravo — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 23:00:57 +0000

Sardar: Will you marry me?

Girl: Sorry I am a lesbian.

Sardar: What’s a lesbian?

Girl: I like to sleep with girls.

Sardar: Give me a hand… I am also lesbian

sardar had twins again and again

postman — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 17:00:49 +0000

Sardar had twins. He named Tara & Sitara.

Again twins, He named Peter & Repeater.

Again twins, He named Max & Climax.

Again twins, finally He named STOP & FULLSTOp:-)

Pyar Krny Wale Kisi Ki Perwa Nahi krty

Bravo — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 07:00:44 +0000

1 Larki Or Sardar Ko Pyar Ho Gya.

1 Din Lrki Sardr Sy Boli

“Sardar G Apko Meri Bilkul Perwa Nai Hai”!

Sardar G Bole

“Oye Pyar Krny Wale Kisi Ki Perwa Nahi krty.

sardar apni unparh maa se

Bravo — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 23:00:47 +0000

Ek sardar apni unparh maa se phone pe:

Maa mein sunday ko aa raha hon

Maa: Wah potar looki jahaz te aande ne

tu sundhay te awain ga.

sentence into future tense

postman — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 09:00:28 +0000

Teacher: “I killed a person”

convert this sentence into future tense

Sardar: The future tense is “You will go to jail”

Thanks for compliment

Bravo — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 09:00:22 +0000

Sardar comes back to his car

find a note saying ‘Parking Fine’

He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole

‘Thanks for compliment.’

all items are missing

Bravo — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 07:00:19 +0000

Sardar complained to the police: ‘Sir, all items are missing,

except the TV in my house.’

Police: ‘How the thief did not take TV?’

Ah Beng : ‘I was watching TV news…’

Sardar son is in Medical College

postman — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 11:00:45 +0000

Sardar: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.

Friend: Really, what is he studying.

Sardar: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

Sardar bought a new mobile

postman — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 09:00:28 +0000

Sardar bought a new mobile.

He sent a message to everyone

from his Phone Book & said,

My Mobile No. Has changed.

Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610

Medical entrance exam

iPhone — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 23:00:46 +0000

Sardar was giving his medical entrance exam

He gave definitions as follows:

Antibody:

Against everybody

Artery:

Study of fine art paintings

Cardiology:

Advanced study of playing cards

CT scan:

Scanning 4 lost whistle..

Coma:

Punctuation mark

Bacteria:

Back door to a cafeteria…

sardar goes to an electronics shop

postman — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 18:59:04 +0000

A sardar goes to an electronics shop to buy a TV.

Do you have color TVs?

Sure.

Give me a green one, please.

Sardar k ghar chor aagya

iPhone — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:00:32 +0000

Sardar k ghar chor aagya sardar ne dekha to Chor bhaga,

Sardar bhagta bhagta chor sy b agay nikal gya

Sardar:Aik tay chori utto saday nal raisan…?

difference between orange & apple

Bravo — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 18:59:02 +0000

Teacher: What is tha difference between orange & apple?

Sardar: The color of orange is orange but the color of apple is not apple.

sardar the bird killer

Bravo — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 17:00:06 +0000

A bird was disturbing to a Sardar.

Finally Sardar caught it and decided to kill it cruelly,

He took it to the top of a building and dropped it

watch movie with girlfriend

Bravo — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 13:00:43 +0000

Boss asked Sardar

to buy two corner tickets for a movie

to watch with his Girlfriend.

Sardar bought two corner tickets:

A1…………….A25

Aik deewar pe lika tha

Laiq — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 02:00:33 +0000

Aik deewar pe lika tha, Kutta thook raha hai

Sardar ne wahi par thooka aur hans ne laga

ha ha ha

Thooka ham ne naam kuttay ka aaye ga..

Jao ye dono Jeans dho kar lao

Laiq — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 00:00:29 +0000

Aik Larki ne apni Jeans utar di or sardar je se boli:

“Muje biwi honay ka Ehsas dilao”

sardar ne bhe Jeans utaar de or bola:

Jao ye dono Jeans dho kar lao”

A girl in a wedding ceremony want to go to the toilet

Laiq — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 02:00:51 +0000

A girl in a wedding ceremony want to go the toilet.

She asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.

Sardar replied you naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.

A girl in a wedding ceremony want to go the toilet.

Laiq — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 02:00:15 +0000

A girl in a wedding ceremony want to go the toilet.

She asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.

Sardar replied you naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.

He writes a love letter to the Nurse

Laiq — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 00:00:04 +0000

A sardar ji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.

He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-

I Love You sister….

Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta

Laiq — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 23:00:01 +0000

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi

nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.

Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.

Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…

Sardar was writing something very slowly

Laiq — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 22:00:57 +0000

Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?

Sardar: Im writing to my 6 years old son,

he cant read very fast.

Sardar As A Director

Laiq — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 03:00:33 +0000

Sardar As A Director:

You Have To Jump In The Swimming Pool From 100.ft Height.

Hero: I Don’t Know Swimming

Sardar: Oye Don’t Worry Yaar! Pool Is Empty;-)

Srdar khali paper ko bar bar choom rha tha

Laiq — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 23:00:25 +0000

Srdar khali paper ko bar bar choom rha tha.

2nd srdar:Ye kya hai?

1st: Love letter ha

2nd srdar:Magr ye to khali hai

1st srdar:Aaj kal bol chal band hai..

SARDAR ne BUS me 1 LARKI Ko CHher diya

Laiq — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 20:00:58 +0000

SARDAR ne BUS me 1 LARKI Ko CHher diya

LARKI: Tumhare Ghar Me MAA BEHAN Nahi Hain Kya?

SARDAR : Pata nahi

Me Tu SUBHA Se Ghar Se Bahir hoon..

Sala singer he mara para hai

Laiq — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 05:00:33 +0000

Sardar ka radio kharab hogaya,

us ne khol k dekha to andar 1 mara hua chuha mila,

Ye dekh k sardar gusse se bola: ab chalega kaise?

Sala singer he mara para hai.

Tu bus meray peechy peechy ata ja

Laiq — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 21:00:34 +0000

Aik Sardar Dosry se: Chal yar Race lgatay hain

Doosra: Magar mujhay Rastay ka nahi pata

Pehla: Koi Masla nahi, tu bus meray peechy peechy ata ja.:-

Oye Pyar Krny Wale Kisi Ki Perwa Nahi karte

Laiq — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 05:00:11 +0000

1 Lrki Or Sardar Ko Pyar Ho Gya

1 Din Lrki Sardar G Sy Boli Sardar G Apko Meri Bilkul Perwa Nai Hai

Sardar G Bole”Oye Pyar Krny Wale Kisi Ki Perwa Nahi karte.

Doctor, my son swallowed a key

Laiq — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 03:00:05 +0000

Sardar: ‘Doctor, my son swallowed a key.’

Doctor: When?

Sardar: 3 months ago.

Doctor: What were u doing till now?

Sardar: We were using duplicate key.

Doctor: So why have u come today?

Sardar: We ve lost the duplicate key !!!

sardar going to Bombay

postman — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 17:00:19 +0000

Sardar in airoplane going to Bombay.

While its landing he shouted:

“Bombay ….Bombay”

Airhostess said: “B silent.”

Sardar: “Ok… Ombay… Ombay”