Sardar SMS

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Drink Water Directly

English Man: My Grandfather died at the age of 96 Years.

But he never used glasses.

Sardar: I know…

Some People Drink water Directly from tooti….;)

sardar had a crow

Sardar had a crow,

that was very soft.

Sardar named him Microsoft.

(My crow soft) :-)

sardar in police station

Sardar police station aya or bola:

Mujhe arrest karlo,

mene apni BV k sar pe danda mara hay

Police: Wo mar gai kya.?

sardar: Nahi oo te bach gai.

Hun meri khair nai.

sardar was going on a road

A sardar was going on a road.

He saw a dog sitting under a car.

He pulled out the dog and

said..

“BAAR NIKAL, IDAA TU MECHANICAL ENGINEER”

preparing for blood test

Sardar reading a book about blood.

Wife:why are you reading this book.

Sardar: Tomorrow is my blood test,

so preparing for that.

sardar doctor fail

Doctor to Sardar: ap ka 1 gurda fail o gya hai
Sardar rotey hoay
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Kitne numbron se..??

Full Mummy Daddy Mahol

1 sardar

Apni maa ki Qameez aur

Baap ki Shalwar pehn k

bazaar mein ghoom raha tha

Kisi ne pucha yeh kya fashion ha?

Sardar: Full Mummy Daddy Mahol

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