English Man: My Grandfather died at the age of 96 Years.
But he never used glasses.
Sardar: I know…
Some People Drink water Directly from tooti….;)
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sardar had a crow
Sardar had a crow,
that was very soft.
Sardar named him Microsoft.
(My crow soft) 
sardar in police station
Sardar police station aya or bola:
Mujhe arrest karlo,
mene apni BV k sar pe danda mara hay
Police: Wo mar gai kya.?
sardar: Nahi oo te bach gai.
Hun meri khair nai.
sardar was going on a road
A sardar was going on a road.
He saw a dog sitting under a car.
He pulled out the dog and
said..
“BAAR NIKAL, IDAA TU MECHANICAL ENGINEER”
preparing for blood test
Sardar reading a book about blood.
Wife:why are you reading this book.
Sardar: Tomorrow is my blood test,
so preparing for that.
sardar doctor fail
Doctor to Sardar: ap ka 1 gurda fail o gya hai
Sardar rotey hoay
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Kitne numbron se..??
Full Mummy Daddy Mahol
1 sardar
Apni maa ki Qameez aur
Baap ki Shalwar pehn k
bazaar mein ghoom raha tha
Kisi ne pucha yeh kya fashion ha?
Sardar: Full Mummy Daddy Mahol