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Wife and Girlfriend Coming Together

By Bravo on December 25, 2009

Two Sardar stopped suddenly.
1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together.
2nd Sardar: Mine too.

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Sardar and Pathan going together

By postman on December 16, 2009

Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together.
They found 1000 Rs. on the way.
Pathan: Let’s take 50/50.
Sardar: What will do of remaining 900?

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ALL CARDS ACCEPTED

By Bravo on December 15, 2009

Waiter gives bill to Sardar
Sardar: Take my card.
Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card.
Sardar: So what?
You have written outside
“ALL CARDS ACCEPTED”

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Sardar Ki Wife Inspecter Se

By postman on November 21, 2009

Sardar Ki Wife Inspecter Se!
Mera Husband Ek Hafte Pehle
Aaloo Lene Gaya Tha
Abhi Tak Wapis Nahi Aaye
Inspector Bhi Sardar Tha
Bola To Behan Kuch Or Paka Lo.

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hips don’t lie

By postman on November 17, 2009

Sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha?
Sardar: No, I’ve eaten sandwich.
Sardarni: Don’t try to lie,
I know lips can lie but hips don’t lie…:-P

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sardar got new job

By Bravo on October 29, 2009

Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected.
Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000.
Next month salary will be 10000.
Sardar: Ok sir, I’ll Join next month.

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this is her husband speaking

By postman on October 28, 2009

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.

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