Tum to bas apne kam
Girlfriend-Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho.. Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe! santa -Oye,Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!
Gal to Banta
Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge? Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.
Santa went to see
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho? Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye
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man & Superman
Santa: What”s difference between man & Superman? Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.
difference between an oral thermometer
Banta: What”s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Santa: The taste.
Congrats Santa
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
WHat is another difference
Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly? Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito.
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