person who keeps on talking
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? banta: A teacher
beating a donkey
Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? santa: Brotherly love.
Why are you late
Teacher: Why are you late? santa: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign? santa: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”
Advertisement
Santa in mysore palace
Santa in mysore palace, Tourist guide sir PLz don sit there, It”s Tippu sultan”s chair. santa – oye don”t worry yaar I will get up when he comes.
santa comes back 2 his car
santa comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying “Parking Fine” He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole “Thanks 4 d complement.
After returning back from a foreign trip
After returning back from a foreign trip, santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?
Santa was riding on a horse
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: “Le Karle Number Note”
Advertisement